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Shane

Being an asshole since 1975.

About Me

part mongoloid, part autistic....all man.
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My Interests

drawing painting skateboarding bad ass video games guitar hero wierd or heavy music comedy and horror movies removing the peanut part of peanut butter until i just have butter.

I'd like to meet:

beavis brandon dicamillo bruce campbell dane cook george carlin jesus jim carrey (circa 1994) mike patton the swedish chef trey parker

Music:


a taste like chicken ac/dc anthrax bad religion black flag circle jerks cky clutch crisis dead kennedys dethklok descendents dinosaur jr. dirty rotten imbeciles dog fashion disco down estradasphere faith no more fantomas fear factory gnarkill grip inc. gwar helmet les claypool machine head mike patton mr. bungle nine inch nails oysterhead pantera peeping tom primus screaming monkey boner secret chiefs 3 sepultura six feet under slayer sleezus fist stormtroopers of death suicidal tendencies the left rights tomahawk tub ring ween white zombie

Movies:

alien quadrilogy alien vs. predator austin powers trilogy baseketball beetlejuice big trouble big trouble in little china the blob (remake) blue velvet boondock saints bubba ho-tep caddyshack cannibal the musical cape fear (both) clerks clerks 2 clerks animated series crank dawn of the dead (both) day of the dead dead alive dirty work dodgeball dumb and dumber dumb and dumberer enter the dragon event horizon evil dead trilogy fantastic four fight club firecracker fist of the north star freddy got fingered ghostbusters ghostbusters 2 godzilla (any) except for the hollywood version hellboy high strung the hulk in the mouth of madness indiana jones trilogy jay and silent bob strike back killer klowns from outerspace lock, stock and two smoking barrels mallrats napoleon dynamite night of the living dead (both) ninja scroll office space orgasmo phantasm movies predator predator 2 repo man return of the living dead running time saw shakes the clown shaun of the dead snatch southpark spawn spider-man trilogy stealing harvard team america the crow the hulk the professional the punisher (both) the ring the thing the transporter 1 and 2 they live vampire hunter D x-men trilogy

Television:

dead like me metalocalypse smallville squidbillies strutter

Books:

the hellbound heart, coldheart canyon, imajica, the books of blood, the dark tower series, if chins could kill: confessions of a b-movie actor, all the george carlin books, cotton candy autopsy, marvel and image comics, how to make love the bruce campbell way all i learned about filmmaking i learned from the toxic avenger

Heroes:

spider-man the ghostbusters neo in the first matrix the bad santa rodney mullen steve balderson robert deniro john mcclain frank castle clive barker mike patton dimebag darrell jesus al pacino jack torrance frank booth

My Blog

News flash.

Giant acorns develop attitudes and go on strike! Meanwhile, humans are concerned that they will not have enough oxygen intake down the road, as no more trees will be made from these acorns. The Secret...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

Pointless and fun

Farmers choke chickens, Rocky Balboa beats the meat, Pee-Wee buys toys for the playhouse from the toolman Taylor, Gamma Rays made Banner bigger, Lorena made John smaller, Gary Coleman remained the sam...
Posted by Shane on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:15:00 PST

Old movies, new sickness

england has about 12 or so newspapers total. on weekends they have special offers that come with the paper, like dvds, cds, calenders...etc. i picked one up for 75 pence that had flight of the navigat...
Posted by Shane on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST