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G-off

My spoon is too big!

About Me

I am proud to be who i am and even prouder of what i do. I like bowling, alot. I figure a good day is bowling, haveing a few beers while bowling and then hanging out with friends. I have been told i am really random with what i do and say. I personally dont see it. Walking a Wal-Mart or some other department store with no reason to buy anything is a great way to kill time. If you like frisbee, bowling, music, inteligent conversations, bacon, bars instead of clubs, and if you are spontanious then you should talk to me.

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My Interests

bowling, enjoying a few drinks and good bars that dont play shitty music, Frisbee, sleeping, Taco Bell

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Brett Favre, and Jim Gaffigan

Music:

Big D and the Kids Table, I voted For Kodos, Less Than Jake, Mighy Mighty Bosstones, River City Rebels, Mustard Plug, NOFX, MU330, Cousin Oliver, Slapstick, Skankin Pickle, the Four Tops, Marvin Gaye, Agianst All Authority, Jeffries Fan Club, Lynard Skynard, Frank Zappa, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, early Green Day, Lagwagon, Link 80, Suicide Machines, Forces Of Evil, Slow Gherkin, Potshot, Assorted Jelly Beans, Hippos, Mad Caddies, Sublime, Operation Ivy, mephiskapheles, atta boy skip, bandits of the acoustic revolution, save ferris, spring-heeled jack, voodoo glow skulls, Catch-22, Reel Big fish, Bruce Lee Band, Streetlight Manifesto, Rancid, rocket 350, Art Paul Schlosser

Movies:

Clue, Office Space, First Blood, Die Hard 1 and 3, Super Troopers, Evil Dead 1 + 2, Army Of darkness, Bubba Ho-tep, This Is Spinal Tap, Dog Show, the Aristocrats, Indiana Jones 1-3, 12 Angry Men, Lucky Number Slevin, rejected

Television:

The Daily Show, Family Guy, Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, CSI, Extreme Elimination Challange, History channel, sportscenter, dicovery channel

Books:

Naked Pictures Of Famous People, Dirty Jokes and Beer, Catch 22, JTHM, Battle Pope

Heroes:

As soon as i meet one i will let you know

My Blog

crabs: delicious and a pain in the ass all at once.

I found out today that i like crab meat, i also found out that i cant get into it or eat it without making a mess. I was just stabbing and cracking away, by the time i got to the meat i was just picki...
Posted by G-off on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

lackluster adventures

Yup, i had something productive to say when i started this, but my train of thought has since derailed.   Anyone had to call a company for help lately? They have changed the nice 20 minute button...
Posted by G-off on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

long painful run

Ever have one of those forced runs where you really dont want to run but you do and the whole way you are thinking, "common twisted ankle" Well i got it today at mile 7 or what is to believed to have ...
Posted by G-off on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

coffee cake

Gotta love Cringle, or coffee cake as it may be. Point is that i wouldnt have expected the PX to sell it ever, let alone in Iraq. But they did, they had apple, strawberry and carmel. By god, i had to ...
Posted by G-off on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

Vib Ribbon

I remembered the name of it, its a great game about a crack bunny that walks a line and you have to hit buttons that corespond to the shapes that come up. The best part is you can play your own music ...
Posted by G-off on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

She turned me into a newt

well....I got better. BURN HER!!! WITCH!!! SHES A WITCH!!!!   Gotta love monty python.
Posted by G-off on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

Painting a gym, a fucking gym......

As of last night we started painting the gym we just finished building. All because we got "free" paint. WooHoo! The best part is that it is tan paint, and we are painting wood in a desert, soooooo, w...
Posted by G-off on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Fun with Bats!

If you have bats that fly around all night minding their own business, its easy to stop that debacery by lofting small rocks or pebbles up in the air. One they lock in on it thinking its food they fly...
Posted by G-off on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Ultimate attack

A kitten, an adorable kitten. Put yourself in this postition, you are getting into a scuffel with a dudeman, say one with a missing eye and only one working arm, the other is just a small deformed han...
Posted by G-off on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:15:00 PST

B.O. the new Old Spice?

The answer is yes, Body oder is the newest scent of freedom. That being said, i should be rolling in ladies today, but i'm not. I was outside for about 2 hours burning paperwork. So lets see, fire get...
Posted by G-off on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST