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Dik

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About Me

I'm a fun loving, free spirited, Democrat!! I like the DARK chocolate, big nipples, bald heads, happy trails, and BIG man bushes!! I enjoy sitting at home and playing Oregon Trail on my computer. I love my Poodle Fluffy and my cat Snow Cone. I like blowing bubbles, flying kites, drawing rainbows on the ground with chalk, raving, and getting laser hair removal. My style is: cut off t-shirts, fanny packs, daisy dukes, wristbands, thumb rings, glow sticks, bicycle shorts, assless chaps, do-rags, leather pants, fishnets, feather boas, stilettos, weight lifting gloves, and my cock ring.

My Interests

Snoopy, Batman, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Mayor, Blow Job Shots, speedos, big man bushes, chincs, freckled penises, Cheez-Its, My Little Pony, Smerfs, figure skating, fraternities, fooseball, fudge, "dirty sanchez", Mysitc Tans, toga parties, cheezy gordita cunches, unicorns, STDs,

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, Macgyver, Chuck Norris
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dik LaGhay
Birthday: August 20th, 1984
Birthplace: Beverly Hills
Current Location: the BH!
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: strawberry blonde
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness: bald black men
Your Fears: having sex with a woman
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage ;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sweep the International Drag Queen Competition
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh no you didn't!
Thoughts First Waking Up: what a huge penis!
Your Best Physical Feature: my sideburns
Your Bedtime: after he's done railing me
Your Most Missed Memory: my ex's huge one :'(
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK!
Single or Group Dates: Group... sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!! VERY DARK!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Venti non fat machiato EXTRA foam!!
Do you Smoke: pole
Do you Swear: only during sex
Do you Sing: in the shower... and of course on stage!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, usually 3 times
Have you Been in Love: Only with my cat snowcone.. the only pussy I'll ever have
Do you want to go to College: Modeling school is the only school for me!
Do you want to get Married: if Bush allows it!
Do you belive in yourself: can't you tell by my pics!?
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course... have you seen my pictures?!
Are you a Health Freak: I don't eat pork, I just suck it :)
Do you get along with your Parents: they disowned me... and i don't know why
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, with my mate... thundering my asshole!
Do you play an Instrument: the skinflute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Dry Martinis, Cosmos, and White Russians for this QUEEN!!
In the past month have you Smoked: pole... yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Enzyte is workin wonders for me!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nothing more than a one night stand :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im gay.. what do you think?!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.. im watching my figure
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: like it was my job!
In the past month have you been on Stage: THEY CALL ME.. DIK LAGHAY!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: i dont get dumped...i DO the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes but lets keep that our lil secret!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a man's virginity
Ever been Drunk: well yea... how do you think i get any
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: yea... in my ASS!!
Ever Shoplifted: oh no way!!
How do you want to Die: peacefully... then taken away by a magical unicorn
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a top model
What country would you most like to Visit: Texas... steers and queers baby!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: NONE!
Short or Long Hair: long... gives me more to grab on to
Height: tall enough to put it in
Weight: a lil extra to hold on to in the back yard is always a plus
Best Clothing Style: twinkie
Number of Drugs I have taken: my enzyte..thats all
Number of CDs I own: around 1200
Number of Piercings: MY COCK RING!
Number of Tattoos: two.. a shamrock on my ass and a "bullseye" ;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing.. i love myself and the boys ive done!

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Music:

The GAP Band, 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, O-Town, LFO, Spice Girls, Britney, Ashlee, Kelly, Jessica, Carrie, Aaron Carter, ICP, Barry White, Public Enemy, ODB, Baha Men, Madonna, Janet Jackson, JLo, Michael Jackson, Eddie Money, The Weather Girls, Chris Ledeux, Garth Brooks, LL Cool J, "Mambo ..5", Bloodhound Gang, Eiffel 65, Elvis

Movies:

Cocktail, Rudy, Brokeback Mountain, Bring It On, The Brave Little Toaster, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Fried Green Tomatoes, Wonder Land, Boggie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Anal Invasion 3, Back Door Patrol, Transvestite Paradise, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, To Wong Fu, The Pink Panther, Boys Dont Cry, The Closet, But Im a Cheerleader, The Fluffer, Gaydar, Jim Loves Jack, Kiss Me Guido, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Notebook, Lion King, Radio, Big Daddy, Risky Buisness, A Walk to Remember, She's All That, The Goonies, Hardball, The Wizard of Oz, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Parent Trap

Television:

Will & Grace, Two and A Half Men, American Idol, 2 Guys and a Girl, Friends, Flavor of Love, The Real World, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Felicity, Six Feet Under, Digimon, Smurfs, Sex & the City, QUEER as Folk, What Not to Wear, BBQ With Bobby Flay, Martha, Alf, Salute Your Shorts, GUTS, Saved By The Bell (Zach Morris is SOOO HUNKY), Fresh Prince, Made, 7th Heaven, My Little Pony, Care Bears, Buffy

Books:

Playgirl, ESPN Magazine, Cosmo, Bow & Arrows, National Geographic, Oprah's Bookclub Member CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW LAYOUT

Heroes:

Ru Paul, William Shatner, Michelle Kwan, Flavor Flav, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Simon Cowell, Russel Simmons, Ryan Seacrest, Yao Ming, Xena Warrior Princess, Al Capone, William HUNG ;) , Ron Jeremy & his huge penis, John Holmes, Teck "Money" Holmes, Liza Minelli, Selena, The INCREDIBLE Hulk, Ronald McDonald, Bozo the Clown, Barry Bonds