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Sausages R Us

Willy Wonka in Sausage Terms

About Me

Sausages R Us Staff: Jim manjobbolis-Acting manager, marketing co-ordinator Rupert Magrady-Supervising manager,projects co-ordinatorWe are a two man team, devoted to providing quality sausagemeat to the people of the United Kingdom and beyond. We strive to provide a varied range of sausgemeat, sausage skins and virtually anything which can add to your sausagey enjoyment. our most popular varieties at the moment include: baltimore sausage neon sausage speed sausage tartan sausageWe are currently working on televison programme with family favourite Les Dennis and hollywood megastar Albus Dumbledore.We aim to be on the air by the 31st of Fantabulary 2006.Our latest venture is the "Neon Sausage"- a 6 inch sausage which will come in a variety of colours, including pink and green and currently in development is a neon purple.We aim for this sausage to become the edible glo-stick for the clubbing generation.The perfect 3 O'Clock snack.**We no longer stock burberry sausage, due to social discrimination** MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Sausages. Sausaging. Sausagilation. Saucing Sausages

I'd like to meet:

Porky Pig. Mr Walls (to give him a piece of my sausagey mind). Moses