Classical and practical sodomy
someone like me. But it'll never work because anyone that much like me would find me really irritating.
In no particular order: Placebo, Yeti, The Libertines, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Muse, Scissor Sisters, The Kinks, The White Stripes, Sons and Daughters, The Who, Razorlight, Queens of the Stone Age, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Johnny Winter, Franz Ferdinand, David Bowie, Babyshambles, Akira the Don, Metro Riots, Vincent Vincent and the Villains, The Bobby McGees, The 1856, Shit Vitamin, Antony and the Johnsons, Art Brut, Dresden Dolls, Ella Fitzgerald, Emmy the Great, Franz Ferdinand, Giant Drag, Gogol Bordello, Good Shoes, Happy Supply, Jamie T, Lupen Crook, Patrick Wolf, The Raid, Rilo Kiley, The Turncoat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, X-Ray Spex.
Withnail and I, Rocky Horror, Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Green Wing, Black Books, Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Spaced, Father Ted, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, Dr Who
Far too many to recall.
Stephen Fry, Buster Keaton, Withnail, Marlene Dietrich, John Mazzeo