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+The Decadent Doll+

Tits and Ass and Ass and Tits and Yeah.

About Me

I'm a bit of a messy bitch, with atendency to get up on stage and show you how naughty I canbe, or make you laugh your cotton pants off.Messy from an early age, I believe my destiny was always tobe found in the homebaking aisle of most supermarkets....it took a few people nudging in the right direction butfinally I decided to show everyone what a mess I could make!A lover of the stage and being dramatic, it was a naturalprogression to the stage. With encouragement from ElektraLush I became Shirley Temple for a night and got splattedto the crowds delight!Although not strictly burlesque, you'll be seeing meperform at more and more burlesque andfetish nights too!A little bit rude, chances are that if you're on this page,you've seen her boobs, or more! She doesn't mind moving andshaking , despite her buxom size and curvy body.Having graced magazine pages- Bizarre, Scarlet, More andFHM(5 times in Bizarre!) i am determined to make everyonesmile :) or puke, depending on the show and the person!I really don't know how i managed it, but my proudest momentwas appearing in The Cage at the TISWAS Reunited showspecial on ITV this June (2007)Being on the show responsible for so many UK sploshers, andthe cornerstone of proper saturday morning Kids TV has mademe so chuffed and delighted :)Have worked with Splosh.co.uk(St Leonards On Sea), WeimarRepublic, The Limelight (Belfast), www.carryonmouse.co.ukand Mouse (London), GillysSillyHouse.com, Club Smooch inBrighton and Finger in the Pie Cabaret (madame jo jos,London)'

My Interests

I like to collect lunchboxes. I adore Snoopy and I would willingly have John Carpenter's babies. While we're at it, I'd have Asia Argento's too. Riot Grrl music makes me excited. Metal makes me go *ahhh nice*. Stuff like Pantera and Clutch makes me excited in my underwear.I'm an exhibitionist in a shy way, if that makes sense. I perform whenever I can, usually out of Belfast.I love to get messy, and regularly do so and you can spy my *work* on www.splosh.co.uk. Viva la slapstick goodness.I love fetish pornography, photography, vintage goodies, breasts, alcohol, weed in moderation, reading lots, scribbling in a mad frenzy into my notebook. Ogling pretty ladies on MySpace, hangin out and watching horror movies. Bill Baileyand Bill Hicks rule supreme, along with Mr Izzard :)Fascinated by the circus and clowns, gyrating ladies, Russ Meyer, catsuits, corsets and obsessed with MaryJanes.Watch this space ....y'know, if you want!

I'd like to meet:

Like minded creatures, people with a bit of intelligence and a sick sense of humour bordering on offensive. Other performers, people who don't mind pushing the envelope and thinking outside the box.

Music:

The Pixies.... j'adore.Thomas Truax is salvation for music. Rob Zombie.... what a man! CLUTCH rule. Nine Inch Nails,Dragonforce, The Dresden Dolls, Queen Adreena, Rasputina, Bratmobile, Depeche Mode,Tom Waits, Pantera, Henri Mancini, Carl Orff, Jerry Cantrell, Connie Francis, Lydia Lunch, The Shocker, Veruca Salt, QOTSA, Poison, Pretty Girls Make Graves,Van Halen,Devil Driver, God Forbid, Rammstein, Otis Redding,Black Sabbath, Kate Bush,White Zombie, Wednesday 13, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bikini Kill,Hole, Damageplan,Guns and Roses, Pearl Jam, Sisters of Mercy,Lamb of God, The Cure,Down, The Cult, Peppermint Creeps, Prokofiev, Sleater Kinney, Kiss, Skid Row, Motley Crue,Sonic Youth, The Bangles,Le Tigre, Cyndi Lauper, Iron Maiden, Turbonegro LOADS MORE!!!!!

Movies:

Heathers,Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Pretty In Pink, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,Gypsy, Evil Dead Trilogy, Night Of The Hunter, Halloween collection,House of 1000 corpses, Hellraiser, Juno, interview with the vampire

Television:

Black Books *claps hands in glee*, Family Guy (everyone loves family guy),Twin Peaks i adore you, The Simpsons before it went completely off the rails, Scrubs is a bit good *grin*, Eurotrash. Jonathan Ross on Friday... his wife is SO hot. Pair of pervs the both of them :)i dont watch an insane amount of TV, i love my cartoons though. Fairly Odd parents, South Park... aye it all rules. x

Books:

Give me a good biography/autobiography and day of the week... How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson. Motley Crue's The Dirt.... The Long Hard Road Out of Hell... American Scream/Bill Hicks Story, If Chins Could Kill-Confessions of a B Movie Actor (guess who wrote that one, the clue is in the chin)Poppy Z Brites take on Courtney Love...biography thing.Asides from that, Valley of the Dolls, Jim Morrison's American Night, Dr Seuss's The 500 Hats of Bartholemew Cubbins, The Virgin Suicides was pretty good, The Vampire Lestat, C Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?there are more. give me time to ponder. Rar.

Heroes:

Bette Midler,Bettie Page, Jim Morrison, Jim Carroll, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Dime,Russ Meyer, Judy Garland, Shirley Temple, Katy Jane Garside, Janis Joplin, Imogen Heap

My Blog

Just a general update of the decadent variety....

Hey HeyI've been plugging away at the old comedy, researching, writing....and getting my act together for this year's Erotics! Should be something delightfully decadent, and debaucherous...dirty... an...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

Decadent Doll Broadens Horizons.....

Hello Boys and GirlsBeen forever since I updated my bloggity blog, been very busy doing rude things, ingesting copious amounts of bad things and then suffering the consequences.All in the name of a go...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

Decadent Doll does the Erotic Awards 2007

Decadent Doll is amazed and delighted to announce she has been nominated for the Performance Artist of the Year 2007 award at this years Erotic Awards.Due to this wonderful privilege, she will be perf...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

Baby Bones presents Club Smooch *so excited*

Get a load of this!Im so mega excited to be taking the stage with thon Puck for some burlesque slapstick madness, alongside some wonderful performersIt looks to be an amazing night, hope some of you g...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

Night of the Senses!

Off i go tomorrow to the merry old land of england! So I won't be online properly until Sunday, but thats the way the cookie crumbles!Lots to do this week im so nervous and excited!Saturday night at N...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

What do you call "Teen Angst" when you are 22?

I just got wasted for 3 nights straight. With different sets of mates, and I even met a brand new one!Heh,this was set to be a ranty sort of blog... but Jonny me old mucker has sent me the Elbow cover...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

Lies Paranoia and Fuckin aye...

So fuckin hungover, hangover didnt kick in til like, half 9 at night either, which is INSANELY ANNOYING. Heather was round, and the merry wanderer of the night Puck did join us for much cider and musi...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

Bizarre Magazine to do Messy Splosh Feature!

Most of you sexy fuckers know I was in the Bizarre Beauties contest. Came third... Jolene from somewhere...hampshire came in first.It was cool though, I was in the lead for like.... 3 of the 4 weeks.B...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:32:00 PST

If you eat too much, oooh oooh!

You will indeed awake with a tummyache. Shirley was dead right about that.   Been rehearsing for showtime, and preparing for the trip to England to go to Splosh. Mike is coming with me to take c...
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:48:00 PST

Wanting more. Struggle Through

feeling strange...thoughtful. so much to do, what order do i do it in? suggestions?
Posted by +The Decadent Doll+ on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST