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Your Kind of Hero

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About Me

I know what I like. I like Matt Good Albums. I like Chuck Palahniuk novels. I like Quentin Tarantino movies. I like Parliament Lights and Guinness. I like Red Stripe and Jack Daniels. Id rather watch the clouds than stare at the stars. I like book stores that are in old movie theaters and still have the marquee even though it breaks my heart at the same time. I like hardcovers. I like when its pouring rain outside. I like comic books. I like Bill Murray and Chevy Chase comedies. I like Peach Snapple and Chex Mix. I like sledding and playing frisbee. I'll tell you the truth even if you don't want to hear it...even if you didn't ask for it. I dig Chuck Taylors and Levi's. I pay twelve bucks for British film magazines. I wear a lot of old man sweaters. Sometimes I sleep. Sometimes I dwell on the past. Sometimes I worry about the future. Sometimes I get really fucking drunk and take off my pants and yell at chairs. I wrote a haiku about it: "That Man Has No Pants. Why Is He Yelling At Chairs? BJ's Drunk Again." One love.


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My Interests

FRISBEE, Photography, Writing, Girls, Cross Dressing, Drinking Excessively, Hating Dane, HAPPY HAPPY FUN TIME BIG AMERICAN PARTY, Cooking, Good Movies, Good Music, Screaming your name at the sky.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Iron Man 75% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 60% Superman 55% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Catwoman 40% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 35% Supergirl 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, Noam Chomsky, Bonnie and Clyde, Max Bemis, Alfred Hitchcock, Brian K. Vaughan, John Cusack, Chuck Palahniuk, J.D. Salinger, M.C. Escher, George A. Romero, Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Quentin Tarantino, Aaron Barett, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS(to tell her i love her and then run away giggling like a nine year old girl who just sat in a tiny puddle) Edgar Allen Poe, Alan Moore, Rob Zombie, Andy Kaufman, David Lynch(Please Mr. Lynch, could you please for the love of God explain Mulholland Drive to me? Then I would punch him and leave), Jimi Hendrix and Stanley Kubrick...given that time and history and death and disease are irrelevant...

Music:

Top 10 1. Matthew Good/Matthew Good Band 2. Funeral for a Friend 3. Reel Big Fish 4. Brand New 5. Say Anything 6. Leo 7. Rx Bandits 8. Motion City Soundtrack 9. Badly Drawn Boy 10. Modest Mouse

Movies:

Top 10 1. Reservoir Dogs 2. Say Anything 3. Bonnie and Clyde 4. Hook 5. Chasing Amy 6. Evil Dead 2 7. The Shining 8. The Devil's Rejects 9. Fletch 10. Shaun of the Dead 10a. Old Boy(like a Tasmanian Devil that's been force fed meth for several weeks). 10b. Heat 10c. Goodfellas

Television:

I do enjoy Curb Your Enthusiasm, MASTERS OF HORROR, Dead Like Me, THE OFFICE, Tales from the Crypt, Cinemax anthology porn, Arrested Development, BROTHERHOOD, superhero cartoons, Entourage, DEXTER...I enjoy a lot of tv shows for a guy who never watches the damn thing.

Books:

Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey, Haunted, Diary, Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Stranger than Fiction(Palahniuk), Jennifer Government, Syrup, A Long Way Down, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, You Shall Know Our Velocity!, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Dress Your Family in Cordurouy and Denim, Catcher in The Rye, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, any mystery by Lawrence Block, The Fuck Up, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Y the Last Man, 100 Bullets, Fables

Heroes:

Cal Ripken and Kevin Smith for defining perseverance for me,lol and my parents for shaping me into the man i am today. A lot of people might not think that is that great of an accomplishment but those who really know me would say otherwise, so fuck the naysayers.

My Blog

RICH AND DANE ARE HOME

What? The header says it all, what the fuck did you expect?
Posted by Your Kind of Hero on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST