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Did I get funnier in the 2 minutes since my last blog? What the fuck is a blog? Oh god! there is blood in my mucus. Nobody puts my baby in a corner. I want to tickle a midget in a tree. Where have all...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST |
Where have all the... |
cowboys gone Mybrother is totally gay for jesus. I can't think of any more random semi-funny comments that will only make me laugh and maybe some poor retarded kid with a hole in his hand that makes f...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST |
My fucking Brain |
Why can't I remember anything? Am I stupid? No, just an alcoholic.
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:30:00 PST |
Chuck Norris' list of fun facts |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out ...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:30:00 PST |
WORKITY DOO |
I have a shitty job that doesn't pay very well. Many of the people complain about stupid shit, but then I complain about the complaining. FUN!!! I miss having free time, you know to jerk off or t...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:18:00 PST |
Heroin, Fuck Yeah! |
Why aren't there more heroin jokes in the world? I miss making jokes about people being on the junk. Fuck racist jokes let's come up with some really good heroin jokes. Post em here. I take back what ...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:42:00 PST |
I miss |
In some particular order, but you will never know you dirty Jew!
My beard
Having free time
sleeping more than 6 hours
being molested by my brother...wait a minute strike t...
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:05:00 PST |
Olympic College |
This is how genius I am. Someone asked me why I attend OC and I deadpan and say, "Because I love the smell of disappointment and failure
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:07:00 PST |
Uhhhh... |
God damn it!!! I fucking forgot what I was going to type. SHIT! I hate that. I konw it was going to be awesome.
Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:53:00 PST |
QUE |
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Posted by Is this name funny enough for you Klay? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
