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heineken skywalker

i won't touch it unless its wrapped in bacon

About Me

"Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable, or am I miserable because I listen to pop music"
-Rob Burton
High Fidelity

go here- live105.com I work there. I also work here ...

I don’t consider myself a drunken stumbler, but more of a "mover and a shaker". Its taking me way too long to get my BA at SFSU. I surf. I listen. I live for schwine auf schwine. I hate Uggs. And Brussel Sprouts. I like music and tacos.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/20/2005
Band Website: live105.com/pages/74875.php
Band Members:

goddamned fucking ninjas.

Influences: I live my life above the influence. Besides, I'm so great I'm my own influence.

Sounds Like: theres a party in my pants and I’m the only one invited. ok you can come too.

Record Label: if radiohead doesn't need one, neither do I
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

google this address: 609 W. 2nd Street, Aberdeen, WA

So, my dad used to run a "hotel resort" in Ocean Shores, WA...well the owner came though a week or so ago and told him that his services were no longer needed...  Now my dad was forced to find a ...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:26:00 PST

Breast Feeding in public

I love tits.  I love watching the group of hipster MILFs at Sugar Lump talk about books and breast feed.  I find it very awkward when the MILFs stare at me and talk shit amongst each other.&...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

BART fart

BART is the Bay Area Rapid Transit, basically the bay area's version of the subway.  so with that being said today this dapper dressed fine looking Indian chap (dots not feathers) in his mid to l...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:18:00 PST

dislocated again?

ha ha tricked you.  I caught my first wave today since dislocating my elbow 12/28/07.  It was a left with about a 2 foot face (I know huge, right?), I was on my 6'4 and I got one turn i...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:45:00 PST

Happy BirthGAY

Once upon a time (April 12th, 2008 to be exact), I planned a birthday party for 3 people at once.  Well I didn't really plan it, more-so I got us a hotel room.  By us, I mean all 20 of us in...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

someone shit on or around

the oranges.  you thought i was going to say coats didn’t you.  I don’t use the word "coat" i use "jacket" anyway.  There is this market on 24th st. that has a ripped up awn...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

the $61,783.59 man

that is what it cost to fix my elbow.  feel free to donate money to me anytime, the bill is due by 4/20/08.
Posted by heineken skywalker on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

i need a job

so when i moved here i got a job like a month later at a car dealership.  all was well for 11 months, then i got laid off.  the GM suggested I start a business to help him with the picture t...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Easter

was off the chain.  Dolores Park in the sun, hunky Jesus contest, super sweet tranny easter bonnet contest, champagne, pbr, sangria, popcorn, chocolate peeps...and then...big wheel races.  W...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST

don’t be that guy

you know the one: slightly over weight, goatee, backwards NY Yankees baseball cap, shorts that stop before his knees, Champion socks, and Nikes with the big air cushion and springs in the back...bumpi...
Posted by heineken skywalker on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST