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Flonk lurves you all.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi. I'm Kevin Lynch, but please, call me Flonk. I'm a writer, kinda. I've got some stuff published, so I guess that counts. I've got a website. Spork Comics .There's nothing on it right now, but an animation saying there will be new content in October.

...yeah.

Luckily, I've got another webcomic I'm co-writing. It's called God Damn It, Matt! . And it's written by myself, and two people much funnier than me.

I hate MySpace.

My Interests

Writing, books, Comics, movies, Ron and Fez, TV on DVD, bacon, monkeys, Homestar Runner

Movies:

MOVIES: Three Kings, Planet of the Apes, Fight Club, Alien, Predator, Star Trek, Star Wars, Galaxy Quest, Indiana Jones, Unbreakable,

WRITERS AND/OR DIRECTORS:Wes Anderson, Byran Singer, Kevin Smith, Robert Zemeckis, Charlie Kauffman, The Bothers Chaps

Television:

First off, I don't watch TV. But I do love these TV shows on DVD. Firefly, Simpsons, Futurama, Star Trek, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Homicide, Sopranos, Arrested Development, The Office (both versions), Lost,

Books:

WRITERS: Brian Bendis, Brian K. Vaughan, Brain Azzarello, Dan Slott, Robert Kirkman, Ed Brubaker, Geoff Johns, Jeph Loeb, Gail Simone, Paul Jenkins, Warren Ellis, Greg Rucka, Brad Meltzer

ARTISTS: Andi Watson, Mike Weringo, Mark Bagley, Jim Lee, Lenil Yu, Darwyn Cooke

Heroes:

Ron Bennington, Colin

My Blog

Professional Sports Is Very Interesting

Originaly posted by My Pal, Jim. I have no idea if he did this himself or if he stole it from somewhere. Have you ever noticed how interesting professional sports is? If there's one topic that I...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:56:00 PST

2007 Year in Review

Flonk's 2007 YEAR IN REVIEW! This year was both my best year ever and worst year. Amazing things have happened to me last year, and I hit the lowest of lows.  It's a very Peter Parker way of lo...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST

moving

East bound and downloaded up and truckinWe gonna do what they say can't be doneWe've got a long way to goAnd a short time to get thereI'm east bound just watch old Flonk run! Yeah, at the end of the m...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

Flonk hate rain

Oy. What a day, what a day, what a day. It started off with a hangover, as usually follows a night with Spork Comics Dave.  And it was raining. Now we used to have a problem with flooding. We've ...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

My bottom 10

FLONK'S BOTTOM TEN10) Manga- I don't hate the art as much as I used to. It's a pretty good style for both action and drama. But I still hate the stories. Giant robots and tentacle porn are stupid. And...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Top 8 for September

So this month, I'm going with people who use their pic to advertise thier crap. Mostly because I want to win a copy of Pride of Baghdad. That looks damn good. www.myspace.com/prideofbaghdad...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST

August 8

In honor of Wizard World Chicago. Here's 8 of the way cool people that I hung out with.
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST

I hate Best Buy

Those scumbags have been holding my computer hostage since the 16th of June. I'm driving to Chicago in 4 days, and I'm going to have to buy a new one now, because apparently a month and a half isn't l...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

Top 8 fer July

This time, it was supposed to be people I went to High School with. The problem is, I've only got 7 MySpace "friends" that I went to DHS with. So I added my brother, and expanded it to people I knew i...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

Do something nice

Cheryl wanted me to post this. And I'm a sucker for a girl with a nice ass. (See what I did there, I can't just be nice. I have to hide behind this cold, offensive, surly exterior to hide the soft, bl...
Posted by Flonk lurves you all. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST