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Jew Mafia

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About Me



I am whatever you say I am
An if I wasn't then why would I say I am?

My Interests

Misanthropy, Apathy, Language, Drinking, Contradictions, Women, Mardi Gras, Common Sense, Humor, Melancholy, Dissenting, Comic Books.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Watterson, Sierra Mist, Captain Morgan, Jim Morrison, Shirley Manson, Sarah McLachlan, George Carlin.

Music:

Depressingly sad christmas songs

Movies:

Black Shampoo, Big Lebowski, L.A. Confidential, Swimming w/ Sharks, Igby Goes Down, Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-In-Law, Tarantino movies, Weird Science, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Fincher movies, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Saved!, Clue, Wonder Boys, Return to Oz, Kids, Femme Fatale, Fletch, Who's Harry Crumb?

Television:

Penn & Teller Bullshit!, Family Guy, Lost, Entourage, Kids In The Hall, 24, South Park.

Books:


Too many. How about I just list the authors I dig k? Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, James Ellroy, George RR Martin, David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman, Jeffrey Archer, Grant Morrison, BKV, Warren Ellis, Ed Brubaker. Oh an I think Catcher in the Rye was a shit book, thanks.

Next book I plan on reading:

Heroes:

Ren and Stimpy

My Blog

Not So Random Song Lyrics

I am driving up 85 in the kind of morning that lasts all afternoon im just stuck inside the gloom Four more exits to my apartment but I am tempted to keep the car in drive and leave it all behind ...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

Shooting

If you haven't heard yet, I was involved in a shooting incident this past Saturday night/Sunday morning at Billy B's. My truck windows got shot out. Luckily I was inside the bar when this happened so ...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

Random Song Lyrics

Wait in line'Till your timeTicking clockEveryone stopEveryone's saying different things to meDifferent things to meEveryone's saying different things to meDifferent things to meWoooohhDo you believeIn...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

Minnesota

Here are some of the pics from FallCon, that comic book show I went to Minnesota for over the weekend. These are just the pics off of my phone because like a d.a. I left my digital camera in Corey's c...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

It's only 11:50am

An already my day sucks. It's not bad enough that I'm starting to get sick, which I can't really afford since I have a concert to go to tomorrow night and then I'm going out of town for the weeke...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

Something funny I read today

"As a Christian, I am obligated to tell you how our Lord would vote, I am doing it out of Christian love"     I think that speaks for itself.    ...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

More Random Song Lyrics

You look so fine I want to break your heart And give you mine You're taking me over It's so insane You've got me tethered and chained I hear your name And I'm falling over I'm not like all the other...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST

They say it comes in 3's

Death that is. They have category for life in these blogs but not one for death. That doesn't seem right. Today has been a bit of a bizarre day. I found out a friend of mine from highschool passed awa...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST

Vanity

I love vain people, they're so easy to abuse.
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Random Song Lyrics

In my dreams I'm dying all the timeAs I wake its kaleidoscopic mindI never meant to hurt youI never meant to lieSo this is goodbyeThis is goodbyeTell the truth you never wanted meTell meIn my dreams I...
Posted by Jew-zizzle mah-nizzle on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST