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Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight!

I feel like chicken tonight, tommorow... hmmmm!

About Me


Bob http://rubenbarcode.bebo.com/
POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST STATMENT MADE BY HOMER... EVER!THE FUNNIEST SIMPSON MOMENT...EVER!"Die Hard 4.0" or is it called "Live Free or Die Hard"

Add to My Profile | More VideosMy name is Bob... Bob as in Nun, Huh or even Mum but not Dad cos I'm not a Dad. I like space hoppers, good bands and chicken. I am also quite partial to a Beef, Green peppers and black bean sauce. Not to be confused with beefing a Black lesbian... saucy styleee!I fear that I am going to get addicted to crack cos the advert told me not to try it even if I am only smoking it. Apparently its dangerous.I have a skin tag under my arm (left) which I call Jeremy. I like spoons as they work better with soup rather than a fork which is quite annoying.etc etc etc...

My Interests

Music, films, Writing, Playing my guitar, Avoiding falling pianos, Playing with Blu Tac or Plasticine whichever is at hand. Thinking about having sex and being really good at it.

I'd like to meet:

Jack NicholsonBoris Becker cos he rides a single decker, Mario! John McClane, someone called Hercules but looks a bit wimpey...Oh and Dexy's Midnight Runners to get a cannon and blast them all into space so that they cannot breathe and die. Plus I will get every single record they ever made and burn them all so that I never need to hear them at weddings or any other function ever again. Or just sick a large stick up thier arses!!!.. Get your layout at YourSpaceZone.com - Myspace Layouts, Myspace Stuff

Music:

In no specific order: THE VERVE, THE STONE ROSES, ROBERT JOHNSON, TOM WAITES, LED ZEPPELIN, PINK FLOYD, MANIC STREET PREACHERS, ARCADE FIRE, THE KILLERS, BIG STAR, THE FRATELLIS, NEIL YOUNG, WOLFMOTHER, SUPERGRASS, SNOW PATROL, NEW ORDER, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, BLOC PARTY, KASABIAN, GORILLAZ, KAISER CHIEFS, THE ALOOF, SNOWBOY, RICHARD ASHCROFT, AUDIOSLAVE, BURT BACHARACH, THE BEATLES, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, METALLICA, DEPECHE MODE, BILL WITHERS, NINA SIMONE, GARY MOORE, INSPIRAL CARPETS, THE GYRES, TERRY HALL, RIDE, BBKING, JOHN LEE HOOKER, UNKLE, JIMMY ROGERS, ELVIS, SUEDE, U2, MUDDY WATERS, ETTA JAMES, ERIC CLAPTON, SUGARBABES, ALBERT COLLINS, JOHNNY CASH, THE ROLLING STONES, CHUCK BERRY, RADIOHEAD, JOHN LENNON, THE MUSIC, FAITH NO MORE, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, THE WALKMEN, THE STREETS, LO FIDELITY ALLSTARS, PRIMAL SREAM, SPIRITUALIZED, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, SAINT ETIENNE, PULP, PRODIGY, PORTISHEAD, MUSE, MAZZY STAR, LEFTFIELD, LENNY KRAVITZ, JIMMY EAT WORLD, JEWEL, GUNS N' ROSES, FAITHLESS, THE DOORS, DODGY, COUSTEAU, THE CHARLATANS, MCALMONT AND BUTLER, DAVID BOWIE, THE BELOVED, MASSIVE ATTACK, YEAH YEAH YEAHS,

Movies:

Shaun of the deadHot FuzzDie hard (No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?)Superman II (Soopermaaan!)Zulu (That's funny... like a... like a train... in the distance)The TransporterOne flew over the cuckoos nest (Chief put his hand up)Kill Bill (both)Phone booth (great film)Leathal weapon (do you really want to jump? do ya?)Dirty Harry (hey! I gotz to know)Star Wars trilogy (do you need to ask which one?)The French connectionThe Shawshank redemptionBatman (Where did he get those wonderful toys?)and anything by Tim Burton (barr Planet of the Apes..... "Woops there Tim, I think you fucked up on that one")James Bond (all of them)A fistful of dollars (apologise to my pony) For a few dollars more The good, the bad and the ugly (If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk)The song remains the sameGladiator (On my command... unleash hell) The Jack Ryan filmsAnchorman (It's so hot! ... Milk was a bad choice)

Television:

Television? Oh that thing that plays programmes. I'm constantly on the farging Internet!!!Planet EarthLost

Books:

The Understudy - David NichollsStarter for ten - David NichollsThe torture garden - Octave MirbeauThe Diceman - Luke RhinehartRainbow Six - Tom Clancy

Heroes:

Batman, John McClane, Han Solo.

My Blog

TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO!

10. Walk into work naked and shout "Can someone help me with this gerbil?" 9. Display your ability to sound off a fart while being a pall bearer 8. Seek revenge on dogs by trying to hump them in the l...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

SEND AWAY THE TIGERS

Its... GREAT!!!
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

I DON'T WHY I AM TELLING YOU THIS... BUT I AM.

'Abhor' Ah... how I love being in a band. From my early days playing songs about hating students to nonsense songs called 'Autobahn (in my head)' and using words that are not common, thinking we were ...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:30:00 PST

SIGN ME UP!

Here we go!!! Ok, here are the rules. Choose a sign. Choose a warning. Make it to my top friends list to show off your talent in what will be known as the gallery. Oh... and tell your mates!...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

TAGGING

The rules are... : Once you've been tagged you write a blog with 10 random things/facts/habits about yourself. At the end you choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names.Don't forget to leave t...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

THE MANICS ARE BACK!!! YAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!

My favourite band the mighty 'Manic Street Preachers' are back with 'Your love alone is not enough' feat that burd from 'The Cardigans'. See it, hear it, click the link below... http://www.bbc.co.uk/m...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

VIRGIN MEDIA CUNTS!!!

Virgin Media! New wave of entertainment through cable TV and Internet unlimited broadband! WoW sounds great except I only watch one TV programme that is on and that is LOST on Sky One. I no longer hav...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

I'LL SUE YOU FOR CATERGORIZATION!!!

Today in town as I walked down a street I saw a male 'yoof' and two girl 'yoofs' pointing and talking loudly. As one man walked past the 'yoof' the 'yoof' shouted "S'cuse me mate" but the ma...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

TOP TEN GAMES FOR ME... SO FAR IN MY LIFE

Here is my Top Ten games of my life so far and a few reasons why. The pictures display the formats they were played on.   10. Mario Kart 64   Mario Kart 64 is here as playing it with my bro...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

I'LL GET MY OWN BACK... OH YES... I WILL

You know who you are... (see wifes profile, Videos) Suggestions please...
Posted by Bob and the mystical effects of chicken tonight! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST