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About Me

First and foremost I am a self-worshipper. *mockingly* My god's more real than yours is. I am (by the way) now, an official priest in the First Satanic Church of Sydney (U.S chapter)and am even now working on starting and administrating a grotto, for the Southeast United States, at least until more of us start popping up in the U.S. Hail Satan! Hail the Self! I'm also very vocal about my opinions and love the free exchange of ideas, insulting or not. People have mistaken this fact as a love to argue. I don't like to think of it as arguing, though. I prefer to think of it as 'extreme freestyle debate'. So unless you agree with me, it would probably be best for both of us if you just remained silent, or prepared to enter an extreme freestyle debate with me.I also swear almost non-stop. My dad was a cargo sailor, and if you haven't yet met one, you really should stop using the phrase "curses like a sailor". I also like me better than I like you, or than you like me...Deal with it or go away.If you are dumb, moronic, idiotic or otherwise stupid, don't talk to me, because I will want to throw something at you. That would waste my time, and possibly yours (not that I care). If you are stupid, then for your own sake, try to get smarter. We humans are a work of art, and in the words of Leonardo DaVinci "No work of art is ever completed, only abandonded."If you decide you don't like me and don't want to talk it over diplomatically, then leave me alone. The problem will eventually(as far as you're concerned)go away. If I don't like you, I will probably not say so. I will hint at it however.It may also interest you to know that I start to feel very cagey in large groups of people(even if those people are my closest friends). So in groups of 5 or more, I may start to act very withdrawn. It's not that I'm angry, per se, I just start feeling nervous. I'm also kind of old fashioned. I would rather talk about ideas than feelings, and maintain a set of "morals" and principles that went out of date back in the sixties(stupid hippies). Couple this with my nihilistic attitude, and borderline personality, and you get a very strange creature, indeed.I also have a page on freewebs.com Here you will find any writings and/or rants(mostly pertaining to Satanism)that may come to my mind and occaisonally be posted. here's the link http://www.freewebs.com/reverendwormwood/ I can also be reached at [email protected] If you must use this e-mail, though please make sure it's relevent to my administrative work or a dire emergency. ?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
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You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You? My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
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((61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 15% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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Sun Sign: Leo
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Rising Sign: Virgo
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You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.

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Demon

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Dragon

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Faerie

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Angel

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Mermaid

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My Interests

Reading, writing, watching t.v. sometimes, listening to music, money (when I have it), an honest (not hard per se, but, honest) day's work, role-playing games, video games,being alone (when I'm angry), drinking, drinking with friends, having a smoke, indulging myself in fun stuff, food, and (my personal favorite) survival. If you don't believe me, ask one of my allies or friends, or go to hell. " value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lbEUxUmEzDc" ....

I'd like to meet:

Anton LaVey changed my life. He taught me that I'm just fine as myself. That I shouldn't feel guilty for doing what comes naturally, and that I should love myself. I wish I could meet him...wait a minute. No I don't. He's dead. But I would like to meet Dr. LaVey's daughter, Karla.I also wouldn't mind meeting Joe Bonanno, Socrates, Aristotle, Sigmund Freud, Marilyn Manson(I hear he's a really smart character), Jim Morrison, Mario Puzo, Bettie Page, Edward R. Murrow, and last but most certainly not least; the woman of my dreams.Oh, I'd also like to meet the man in this video.

Music:

Various. Current favorites are Flogging Molly, Cake, Reel Big Fish, They Might Be Giants,Rob Zombie, The Doors (Forever motherfucker),Gorillaz, DevilDriver, Beck, Moby, I could go on forever. I will listen to almost anything once, but I particularly enjoy Metal, various rock styles, and classical.

Movies:

If I'm bored or you're buying. Some of my favorites are House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects. I also liked Fierce Creatures. And even though Loony Clooney was involved in it, Good Night and Good Luck was exquisite. The Godfather was good, but of course I preferred the book. Shaun of the Dead and other zombie movies are also cool.

Television:

it rots your brain. Let's go see whats on.Some of the shows I watch regularly nowadays are: Futurama, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, CSI, CSI:Miami, all Law & Order shows, Cold Case. That should mostly be about all of 'em I think

Books:

If it looks good. I've always got one with me so, whatever. I've discovered that some pretty decent writers include: Me, John Saul, Stephen King (Dreamcatcher was cool), H.P. Lovecraft, Anton LaVey was an excellent writer. And if you don't agree you're either dumb, wrong, or haven't read his work. Neil Gaiman is great, simply due to his versatility as a writer. Mario Puzo. Now I've said this a few times before, but I literally had trouble putting down "The Godfather".

Heroes:

Myself. There is also a fictional character I try to live up to: The ultimate prideful rebel and anti-hero, who revels in his beastly/fleshly instincts; yet remains always the gentleman. There's a special prize for those who can figure it out.