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The Man in Black

I am a baller, I am a ballin baller!! I am the ballinest baller in the ballin history of all ballers

About Me


Create your own friendquiz hereHello everyone! I am The Shiznit, but you don't have to call me that (no one ever does) just a name i gave myself in a pathetic attempt to have a nickname. ok well i'm one of the most random people you'll meet, i refridgerate my socks, run around in the woods at night, sleep in a hammock for no reason, watch the history channel and actually enjoy itI also love to watch sports, especially anything with the University of Florida, yeah i'm a Gator freak, i live and die with that team!!!! I've also been a miami Dolphins fan since I can remember, but my brothers like the bucs, so i was tormented a lot growing up. As for baseball, it's the Red Sox all the way, started really following them in 2003, so NO I am NOT a stupid bandwagon fan!!!! and if someone tells me that watching baseball is boring, i guess you didn't see the 2004 ALCS. And if you don't know what ALCS means, then please get the hell away from me lol.
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Name: Will aka The Shiznit
Birthday: worldwide day of joy (march 16)
Birthplace: Fort Myers
Current Location: LaBelle (they're blessed to have me)
Eye Color: #### brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6'4"1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty, to you lefties, I laugh at you cripples
Your Heritage: Irish-Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: too nice sometimes
Your Fears: midgets with big hats
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a frickin date
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: godammit!! I was having a good dream
Your Best Physical Feature: mustache (yes, it's real)
Your Bedtime: before 11
Your Most Missed Memory: trip to austrailia and new zeland
Pepsi or Coke: Orange Crush and Mr. Pibb
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton BEEYOTCH!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: #### yeah
Do you Sing: when i try to sing, a child is born deaf
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yeah, Santa Fe, then to UF
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: I'm The Shiznit, what the hell do you think??
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i'm not a weak ####
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: is bacon considered a healty food??
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're freaking awesome
Do you play an Instrument: recorder in 5th grade (i'm not musically inclined)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: they call them fingers, but i never see them fing, oh there they go!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I could
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: not sure
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The Shiznit doesn't steal
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: people aren't that stupid
Ever Shoplifted: pack of gum when i was 7
How do you want to Die: as a hero, or in a hail of gunfire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something awesome
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: don't care
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: decked out in florida gator stuff
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: I own all of the U2 cds and a ######## of other stuff
Number of Piercings: The Shiznit doesn't like needles
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The Shiznit does not believe in regrets
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My Interests


The Florida Gators, yelling at stupid people, watching espn, trying not to stab anyone, laughing at people who just don't get it, sleeping, listening to my music in my truck, (yeah, that's right i have a truck) glaring at people to make them feel uncomfortable even though i'm just playing aroung, sitting around all day and thinking up really goofy ####, also scuba diving (that's right, i'm a certified scuba diver) and being sarcasticThese videos are from the Zoo TV tour that U2 did a while ago, it's the best tour ever!!! watch it!!

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I'd like to meet:

someone with a pulse

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Music:

Hmmmm........ let's see, well if you haven't already guessed, i am a HUGE fand of U2, one of the biggest fans out there. other than that i like any kind of old-school rock, eric clapton, the who, jimi hendrix, neil young, the doors,the eagles,jackson browne, meatloaf, creedence clearwater revival, zz top, lynard skynard, pink floyd, rolling stones, AC/DC, the beatles, and a lot more.

Movies:

my favorite movie is Pulp Fiction, other than that i really like any movie by quentin tarantino like reservoir dogs some of my other favorites are braveheart, Sin City saving private ryan, a bridge too far, the godfather series, ferris bueller's day off, friday night lights,napoleon dynamite, indiana jones,tombstone,die hard 1,2 and 3, all the lethal weapon movies, and james bond movies but not those ###### recent ones, i mean the original movies with sean connery Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips.
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Television:

first of all, Sportscenter, besides that Lost, the apprentice, the amazing race, and american idol, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, arrested development(i'm probably the only person who watched it but it was the best show ever), my name is earl, the office, and anything on the history channel (i know i have no life, so shut up) and The Simpsons!!! Duh!!!
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Heroes:

my heroes are Hannibal Lecter any oompa loompa (they have to put up with all of willy wonka's goofy-ass ####), George Carlin,Bono, Napoleon Dynamite, and that guy who invented duct tape, and This guy!!!!!. (seriously, how cool is that?!)
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My Blog

THIS IS MY BRAIN ON DRUGS

So I had this illness, and i went to the doctor's office, and he perscribed some anti biodics.   I bought the pills at the pharmacy, and took one right away, and then i was like 'whoa!!' no...
Posted by The Man in Black on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

stupid update on my life

soooooo..... it's been a while since my last blog, but i guess that you people's heads haven't exploded due to the absence of new Shiznit material.  Well i've been really really busy lately, the ...
Posted by The Man in Black on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

A Sort of Homecoming

Well today was interesting and busy.  I woke up at 730, to take the ACT!!!! YAY, TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did ok on it, except for the science, which made me think long and hard about running away t...
Posted by The Man in Black on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

Internet Limbo

Hi there how are ya, well you're obviously bored, otherwise you wouldn't be here right now, you'd probably be doing homework or watching tv, or preparing to get jiggy with it.  Wel...
Posted by The Man in Black on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

The Publix in Palm Beach

So on Labor day my family decided to go to my aunt's house in west palm beach, why, I have no idea, I never really understood the concept of Labor day anyway.  So I was over there and my aunt ask...
Posted by The Man in Black on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST

why the british got their asses kicked

hello, in honor of Independence Day, i've put together some of the big reasons that the british lost the colonies Hard to shoot straight with sissified powered wig falling in your eyes Wanted to just ...
Posted by The Man in Black on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

I should be president

I was thinking, if a drunk C-student draft-dodging hillbilly from texas can be president, why the fuck can't I?? so that's what i'm going to do when I get old enough.  "But Will" you might say "I...
Posted by The Man in Black on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

Evil Space Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few days after i triumphed over the US government, i realized that the evil space monkeys weren't going to be very happy thati killed a group of them.  so i decided to go to their camp to finis...
Posted by The Man in Black on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

how i escaped

after i killed the real adam sandler in the airboat, the CIA had to find a new one to continue getting the russian titanium alloy and to kill me, so they hired a former bounty hunter named el pueblo p...
Posted by The Man in Black on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

getting out of a jam

well, the evil space monkeys had me cornered in the mens room at the movie theatre, until my cousin michael came in and sliced off the leader's head with his pimpin' pirate sword i then used my super ...
Posted by The Man in Black on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST