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About Me

I'm a short, hairy, football playing, powerlifting, beer drinking, poker playing, bass fishin', lazy SOB, who enjoys doughnuts.
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My Interests

Girls, football, fishin,beer

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I'd like to meet:

my ideal dream women, Bob Dole, Chuck Norris and Bill Nye the Science guyBob Dole fell down. Bob Dole isn't trying to keep that a secret

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Music:

All country and classic rock

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Dogde Ball....all comdies

Television:

Simpsons,Family Guy,South Park,stand-up,and huntin showsJohn-Pinette Stand up

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Books:

anything written by Michael Crichton

Heroes:

God and the ladies at SAM that give out free samples of foodMuffins

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My Blog

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Okay today while I was playing football I got head-butted and my head was split open. So I go to the LaBelle EMS and they said they couldn't do anything (those bastard). So Daniel took me to the ...
Posted by Bird Dog on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

1.00 1.00

Okay on thursday me and jerms went to key west for the hell of it. Anyway during our two day trip alot of shit happened.So here is a short list of things to do are not to do while there. First n...
Posted by Bird Dog on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

Ouch!!

All I have to say is................SON OF A BITCH THIS HURTS LIKE HELL!!! If you didn't know I got my wisdom teeth removed this morning...so my jaw feels like an ape named bobo pounded on my face for...
Posted by Bird Dog on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:50:00 PST

Leprechaun fun!!!

This past weekend I've had a lot of fun dressing like a leprechaun and messing with the people in Lehigh. I've been hanging/dancing/begging around stores and acting drunk to get some free money ...
Posted by Bird Dog on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT(unless you videotape it). Never dress in trashcan armor without a helmut. Then let a friend who knows how to tackle(MATT!) Tackle the shit out of you while you just stand...
Posted by Bird Dog on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST

That is it

That is it! I'am diffently going to ask a girl out sometime within the end of next week. I'm so freakin lonely and I'm tired of it. Seeing everyone happy on V-Day with their loved ones just made me th...
Posted by Bird Dog on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:07:00 PST

Fishing/People hurting themselves

Howdy who ever the hell is reading this I went fishing last night for the first time in a long ass time. Fishing is like number 4 on my things that I love list(behide eating, sleeping and o...
Posted by Bird Dog on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST