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ian

at first i was god, then i met god

About Me


I am a young, supple, twenty odd year old white boy from the land of rape & honey. I spent a good deal of me life in the reaches of the quite beautiful, mass infestated high and low lands of Northern California. The summer after I finished 7th grade, I moved to the barren under-populated wonder of Alaska. Wasteland being my previous thinkings before my visit. And after many years my opinion hasn't drifted much. Although it's a lovely view & I've made some bad-ass friends, experienced some crazy-ass shit, and done things only Jack London would get his panties wet over. It is still a cold, dark, bas-ackwards, political puppet show...which most of the country seems to be moving toward nowadays. So....just recently moved back..I try to stick to the country-side, cause the rest of it's like MTV and VH1 puked all over their own bastard inbred red-headed pop-show step child. But that's California for ya...a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmRlZmluaXRpb2 4tdW5rbm93bi5jb20v" target="_blank"

My Interests

Music, scenery, plants, animals, beer, synthesizers.

I'd like to meet:

That badass chick from Resident Evil.

Music:

Primus, RadioHead, Jackoff Jill, KMFDM, Ministry, PIG, Skinny Puppy, Pigface, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Infected Mushroom, GodHead, Dead Kennedys, Sonic Youth, Soulfly, Lords of Acid, TOOL, Deftones, Hed Pe(First albums' classic), Manson, Sex Pistols, God Lives Underwater, Korn, Nine Inch Nails, The Prodigy, Gwar, Rage Against the Machine, Revolting Cocks, Sneaker Pimps, Blood Hound Gang, Metallica, Juno Reactor, Nirvana, Tori Amos, Kidney Thieves, Sepultura(Only with Max), Vision of Disorder, Definition Unknown, Free, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pantera....and others.

Movies:

Donny Darko, Jakob's Latter, Apocalypse Now, The Game, any and all Quentin Tarritino movies, Falling Down, A Clockwork Orange and most other Stanley Kubrick , The Matrix, The Alien movies, Predator movies. Sphere, most zombie/end of the world movies, Office Space, Trey Parker & Matt Stone flicks, and of course Idiocracy...

Television:

South Park, Simpson's, Family Guy, Sara Silverman, Max X, Discovery Channel, Adult Swim. Oh and Mr.Show, which I HIGHLY recommend!

Books:

Instruction manuals for all the shit I have. A Brave New World, The Celestine Prophecy, Siddhartha, Book of the Sub-Genius, Shit on UFOs, strange phenomenons & The Occult, The Kabbala...

Heroes:

Hmmm...The nameless lord of the 12th dimension, that told me the meaning of life, which I later forgot when I came down. He took on the form of a fucked up combination of Tim Leary and Santa Claus. Damn reality....

My Blog

Holy Shit!!!

Nothing can be said, so I'll try my best.There have been some times, and there have been some times!The temple I currently flash to entering every time before, the temple that seems to be the sacred l...
Posted by ian on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:16:00 PST