Joel Joel F*cking Asshole - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Create your own friendquiz hereSometimes I wake up in the middle of Dodgers Stadium.....r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n r a i n UPDATE: I'd like to express my interests in mischief. I don't mean "burn it down" mischief, rather "let's jump in that hotel pool" michief. I'd like to be known as a mischief planner, much like a party planner in nature. If you'd like to go ice-blocking, I'm your man. Water balloon ambush? I'm in ... in fact, I might be able to "enhance" your experience with my years of mischief knowledge.

My Interests

I cherish any opportunity to spend time with friends. My number one favorite activity is socializing. My current hobbies are hip-hop production, reading, and the general study of music, although I have a special place in my heart for 1975-1994. I like going out to eat at all the crazy restaurants up here in Los Angeles, there are too many to ever know exactly where you want to go! I'm just as much a fan of going out for a night of debauchery as I am with a casual night at home with a DVD and some good eats, although debauchery is always welcome. I like directors, not actors. I'll sing on karaoke nights even though I'm not a good singer. I'm very interested in so many things that if I try to write an interests column, I'm going to wind up writing a second rambling "About Me" section. UPDATE I firmly believe in the evidence recently presented that proves that Mexican Jesus sailed with Black Santa along with Chinese explorers led by Zheng He (1371-1433) and discovered Australia, parts of Africa, the Americas, and even sailed close to the Arctic. While visiting North America, its believed that Jesus was participating in a sasquatch hunt in which he was ahead four scalps to none.

I'd like to meet:

1) People who.2) People that.I tend to get along with most people ...It may be more important to state who I don't get along with ...1) The close-minded, including racists and religous zealots2) People who never shut up, or assume that someone doesn't understand if that person disagrees3) Anyone sporting the wrong tartan ... I'm coming for your head.

Music:

I like a lot of different music. Listing it here would take forever, not to mention the regular updates it would require. If you'd like to check out my tastes, go listen to my Pandora Music stations.Check out my Pandora Music Stations

Movies:

HARDWARE WARS

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A parody of Star Wars Scorsese, Soderbergh, Woody Allen, Jarmusch, Kubrick, Coen Bros., Wes Anderson, Lynch, Spike Lee

Books:

1984, A Confederacy Of Dunces, White Noise, Catch-22, Timequake, Anything Raymond Carver, The Master And Margarita, Where Is Joe Merchant?, On A Pale Horse, Cannery Row, The Prophet, Top 10, The Watchmen, French Laundry Cookbook, Tom Stoppard Plays, LoTR Triology, Infinite Jest, The Meadow, Bluebeard

Heroes:

William Katt, Aaron Burr, Isaac Hayes, Adam West..