I no longer claim to be interested in anything at all, because everytime I express an interest, say in art or books or such, there is always someone who says "wow, I'm interested in that too" and proceeds to be much more interested in it than I am, which makes me feel guilty that I am not as interested in my interests as other people are. I sometimes listen to music and play pool, but those are more passing fancies, if by passing I mean that I will no longer be interested in them when I am dead.Oh, and my fiance. I am interested in all that she does, because I am smitten and so when she rambles on about her day and everything that happened in it and laughs at her own jokes before she's done even telling them, I am totally enthralled. I would be repulsed with myself if I didn't really understand me, but I do, so I am ok with being sappy like a pine bough. I'm stealing her from the market before she realizes that she could totally do better.
me, and then I could hang out with me and we would be the best of friends until I tried to steal my girlfriend or something like that which I am not known to do, but would totally do to fuck over a guy as nice as me just to teach me a lesson about being that nice and such. Then I wouldn't like myself anymore and probably would find someone else to hang out with, which would make me sad. also- Hernan Cortez. (edited) Look, if I don't know you and you want to add me as a friend, thats fine, but lets try some blandishing first. How about some fucking foreplay people!! Send me a message introducing yourself or some such shit. Cash is accepted too.
I like Jacques Cousteau and old movies about donkies in the army or donkies that play football. If it has donkies, I will watch it. Donkies and frenchmen.
I watch Law and Order, it makes me able to sleep at night knowing that Briscoe and Curtis are out there rounding up the crooks and then they go to jail. I also like Aqua Teen Hunger Force for obvious fucking reasons.
Reading is for nerds!!! So I read alot. Everything. "The Classics", "The Russians", "The Beats", "The Cereal Box", "Road Signs", "The PennySaver". You name it I read it. I even read tea leaves for a while, but the plot is a little slow. If it comes from India, I'll read it, even that stuff they give you in the airport. I like people who have been dead a long time most, but the alive group is putting out some good things, so I can't be too biased. Oh, I almost forgot. I have to always say this. Suetonius' 12 Caesars is my favorite book.
The wind beneath my wings. I've always really respected wind, and air in general. It does so much for me on a daily basis that sometimes, you know, I take it for granted, but I really shouldn't, because air rocks. I like it when its windy and you can lean into the wind and it holds you kind of like dad did when you first started riding a bike with training wheels and you moved maybe 3 miles and hour and were scared shitless of falling the 6 to 10 inches onto the cement. Thats what wind is to me, a good parent.