Music and crazies. Oh yeah, and hockey. And probably some hippies. And lots of Jager (and/or Grape Vodka) Blasters (is this why i can't sleep?). And singing Manilow at karaoke.
Anyone as long as they are on time.
Congratulations, bagg, Sol Kitchen, Pops Carter, Fatty Poindexter, Ween, Prince, Queen, Mike Keneally, Funkadelic, Gomez, Flaming Lips, Beatles, Fishbone, Ben Folds, Stevie Wonder, Leviticus Jones, Lenny Kravitz before he cut his dreads, Terence Trent D'arby/Sananda Maitreya, Phish, Miles Davis, Dead Milkmen, Phred Zeppelin, Fine Young Cannabis, 420, Barely, Shaolin Death Squad, Darius Holbert/Dr. Teeth, Mingo Fishtrap, Nine Dollar Word, Tenacious D, Herbie Hancock, Pink Floyd, John Coltrane, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, Barry Manilow, Jellyfish, Tom Waits, Parliament, Beck, Sly and the Family Stone, Donny Hathaway, James Brown, Otis Redding, Al Green, War, The Time, more Ween, They Might Be Giants, Ani DiFranco, old school reggae, AND-Tim, Earl Harvin Trio, Centro-Matic, Super Love Attack, Record Hop, Spitfire Tumbleweeds, Nectar, Hiphoppastra, Polyphonic Spree, Liquid Bounce, Sunward, Chica y Los Gatos, Phonon, LM5, Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Spoonfed Tribe, Plump, Olospo, Peach Truck Republic, Parallel Realty, Funkin' A, The Blame, Thinking Room, Thinking Plyers, Drop Trio, Gnappy, Groovin' Ground, Moses Guest, Sugarfree Allstars, Mommy's Fusebox, Gustav Mahler, Igor Stravinsky, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Philip Glass, NFL Films composer Sam Spence, and... FRANK VINCENT ZAPPA (12/21/1940-12/4/1993)
Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Orgazmo, Cannibal: The Musical, A Mighty Wind, Team America: World Police, South Park, Dr. Strangelove, This Is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Fletch, Airplane II: The Sequel, Strange Brew, Top Secret, Kill Bill, Up In Smoke, Brain Candy, Life of Brian, The Aristocrats, History Of The World Part 1, Let It Be
South Park, West Wing, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Jeopardy!, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live (particularly 1975-1985), The Sopranos, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rescue Me, the 4 pro sports, Sportscenter, tickers in general, the Weather Channel
The Real Frank Zappa Book, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, Joel Whitburn's TOP POP ALBUMS 1955-1996, My Life (Bill Clinton autobiography), To Kill a Mockingbird, Animal Farm, The Dark Tower series, The Harry Potter series, The Music Lesson, The Da Vinci Code, Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, Angels And Demons, The Unit's Guide to Couching Diane - Level 9 (pneumatic and heavy machinery), Gustav Mahler's Symphony No. 9 Score, Igor Stravinsky's The Rite Of Spring Score (but seriously...how 'bout some clefs that we can read! (sopranino clef?!?)), my Master's Thesis
satirists, musicians, artists (both kinds), liberal democrats