Liver treats, like i said before. fuzzy things, especially if they are moving a lot. heating pads. beds with people in them. outside (but not if its raining). destroying the vacuum cleaner. socks. used underwear crotches - i mean, uh.....
Anyone who can knit - it gets cold without a sweater when you're 3 pound and have no hair. I'd also like to meet a person made entirely of liver treats. Yeah that would be pretty sweet. A good tailor would be nice. I'm looking for a navy suit and a pink shirt with matching handkerchief - although a dish towel that smells like bbq ribs would be good too....
Miss Derringer, Snoop Dogg, Three Dog Night, Bow Wow Wow, Temple of the Dog, Lil Bow Wow, Howlin' Wolf, The Bloodhound Gang - I like the names at least. I'm a freaking tiny hairless dog, what the hell do i care with music???
Movies, on the other hand I can get into - I really loooooove Wes Anderson and the Cohen Brothers. What? I'm not smart enough or something? I dont have cognitive abilities? f--- you, I can like those directors if I want. Also, I can't believe that they used to show 'Lassie"on TV. Maybe it looked like something else to humans, but to a dog that sh** is straight up PORNO...
Channel 63 is totally trippy. All those wavy grey lines and that buzzing that makes me turn my head to one side and look like all "what? what is that? i am trying to compute..." You know you love it when i do that sh**.
Any book that has been left on the dinner table or counter and got stuff spilled on it. those books are the best. delicious.
Are you kidding? Triumph the motherf***king insult comic dog!!! Also Francis H.C. Crick.By the way, Pavlov? he was a f***ing sadist. just give the dog the damn food already!