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Blue

Hairless and hungry...

About Me

I'm a hairless Chihuahua from the city of angels. What more do you wanna know???

My Interests

Liver treats, like i said before. fuzzy things, especially if they are moving a lot. heating pads. beds with people in them. outside (but not if its raining). destroying the vacuum cleaner. socks. used underwear crotches - i mean, uh.....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can knit - it gets cold without a sweater when you're 3 pound and have no hair. I'd also like to meet a person made entirely of liver treats. Yeah that would be pretty sweet. A good tailor would be nice. I'm looking for a navy suit and a pink shirt with matching handkerchief - although a dish towel that smells like bbq ribs would be good too....

Music:

Miss Derringer, Snoop Dogg, Three Dog Night, Bow Wow Wow, Temple of the Dog, Lil Bow Wow, Howlin' Wolf, The Bloodhound Gang - I like the names at least. I'm a freaking tiny hairless dog, what the hell do i care with music???

Movies:

Movies, on the other hand I can get into - I really loooooove Wes Anderson and the Cohen Brothers. What? I'm not smart enough or something? I dont have cognitive abilities? f--- you, I can like those directors if I want. Also, I can't believe that they used to show 'Lassie"on TV. Maybe it looked like something else to humans, but to a dog that sh** is straight up PORNO...

Television:

Channel 63 is totally trippy. All those wavy grey lines and that buzzing that makes me turn my head to one side and look like all "what? what is that? i am trying to compute..." You know you love it when i do that sh**.

Books:

Any book that has been left on the dinner table or counter and got stuff spilled on it. those books are the best. delicious.

Heroes:

Are you kidding? Triumph the motherf***king insult comic dog!!! Also Francis H.C. Crick.By the way, Pavlov? he was a f***ing sadist. just give the dog the damn food already!

My Blog

Holy 2006!

Whuttup people!!!!!!!!! I cant believe its been a year since I wrote on this thing! Time flies when you're biting ankles I guess. Hope everyon'es new years was fun. I wen to this crazy doggy party. T...
Posted by Blue on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:32:00 PST

2005 Biatch!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drink outta the toilet for me!!!! lates, Blue
Posted by Blue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

XMAS is over!

well, xmas came and went, and all i got was another freaking squeak toy and some scraps from the table. big fucking deal. like i cant figure out where the squeak is coming form when i chew the plastic...
Posted by Blue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good News guys!!!!

That piece of green fuzz that went under the couch last week? I finally got it out with my front paw!!!! i tossed that fucker all around the living room until it went back under the couch. I guess I g...
Posted by Blue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad Doctor news, guys....

Today I went to the vet, which i totally dont like. It's a sorta community vet guy that doesnt cost so much, so there is always these hippys with their fucking hippy dogs everywhere. pus the constant ...
Posted by Blue on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST