If you need money. |
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect to get it back.
Posted by The Chairman on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST |
There are only 10 types of people in this world |
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There are only 10 types of people in this world!
Those that understand Binary and those that don't.
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Posted by The Chairman on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Advice to live by |
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Posted by The Chairman on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST |
Foreign Policies |
I wonder how the foreign policies of the United States would look if we wiped out the national boundaries of the world, at least in our minds, and thought of all children everywhere as our own. Then w...
Posted by The Chairman on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST |
soon |
Everyone in the i will give it all up cult/group,
as of 1st september 06 the tasks will start.
Keep looking at the i will give it all up page for info....
Posted by The Chairman on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST |
Fingers ? |
So is it true you can nibble the two ends off a Cadburys chocolate finger and use it as a straw?
If its true i can't belive i got to be this old without knowing this.
It would mean everything i stand ...
Posted by The Chairman on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:42:00 PST |
JOINING MY CULT |
If you are reading this and want to join my cult, you cant.
We have enough people to finish the job already.
THE GLORY IS IN THE DOING!...
Posted by The Chairman on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:53:00 PST |
A question for you all. |
Please leave a comment on the question below.
For the rest of your life would you rather have no hair or no finger nails?
(Take your time, as i had to change my mind.)
At first i thought id get rid of...
Posted by The Chairman on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST |
Wakeing The Dead. |
After several misadventers i would like to let anyone with an interest know that it is a VERY BAD idea to raise the dead.
If you find that you have raised the dead i can help with all types ...
Posted by The Chairman on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST |
hungry? |
Hungry?
Why not try a hot cross bun.
Then wash it down with a choc egg on sunday.
I think i love you!
No really, i love you!...
Posted by The Chairman on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST |
