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Toasted Egg Sandwich

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About Me

Hello people of Myspace We are the Toasted Egg Sandwich Toasted Egg Sandwich started off as 5, and now at their full potential they are still 5. The 5 have changed since the beginning and now T.E.S are the super power that fuels the world. Attracting women, and dogs alike, in hoards T.ES bring a ray of light to the otherwise darkened souls of many, amusing all with their drunken stage antics and pleasing everyone with their fun songs. . The band currently holds the record for showing up for gigs with the least amount of equipment. The Line up: Mat – provides the silky vocals that sooth the raging beast in your trousers. In his spare time Mat likes to pose as a burlesque performer from Michigan charging people to watch him take a bath.Dan – The man/woman beast is a dab hand on the bass. 8months ago Dan went to get some tampax. We now only see him when he decides to re-appear, and we still have no idea where he is.Triss – sexually abuses guitar. Triss is first mate one the ship s.s whole, helping Captain Hampton on the hunt for the Midget pirates.Billy G – Randomly hits guitars. Currently looking for a new girlfriend after his last one deflated, Bill is now the chairman of a multi-million pound pc software company.Tank – Bangs the drums. Tank recently became the new face of KFC, and has already boosted sales due to his large female following. Join the eggolution bitches!! The band is hard at work at the moment gigging around Hereford and Worcester as well as recording the new album pictured below. Album name is yet to come!

Our first official T-Shirts will also hopfully be available for the albums release priced at around 10.


DONT MISS OUT!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum to you all! Hope your all well. T.E.S are at the moment writing new songs (as always) and practicing for what shall be a big year of gigs for T.E.S. We are very excited to be playing for the public again, its been too long! And as of now there is a T.E.S clothing shop open on the tinternet at http://toastedeggsandwich.spreadshirt.net/-/-/Shop/ go there for all your clothing need! (especially check out the Dan thong). See you soon x x x xMat - [email protected] Bill - [email protected] Triss - [email protected] Dan - [email protected] Tank - [email protected] Use this information wisely!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/25/2005
Band Website: toastedeggsandwich.tk
Band Members:

Matt Ryan - Lead Vocals

Dan Pryce - Bass Guitar

Bill Gilbert - Guitar :

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Triss Morris - Lead Guitar

Luke Stephens (Tank) - Drums


Influences:




Mat- AFI, Anti-Flag, Strung Out, Rise Against, Harry and the Hendersons do Grease, Chuck Berry, Bruce Springsteen (no, really) and hints of Duran Duran



Billy G- Reel Big Fish, Madness, AFI, Anti-Flag, Rise Against, Pete Burns rendition of Casablanca .



Triss- Reel Big Fish,The Forces Of Evil, Guttermouth, Anti-Flag, Status Quo, Roy Orbison and the Three Degrees and Throbbing Hood, Prince of Beaves.



Dan- NOFX, Rancid, Propagandhi, The Vandals, The Human League and the mating calls of the Harry Crishna Volume V.



Tank- Don’t know really…shrouded in sweaty odour…



Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Toasted Egg Sandwich in 2007!!

hello one and all. Just a quick update to let everybody know our plans for 2007 and to silence the odd rumour.  First off  WE HAVE NOT BROKEN UP! we have been on a break since september whil...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

So many stories

With so many stories going around who are we supposed to believe? I feel the story is best when spoken from the horses mouth and relates more to the truth than what chinese wispers has led us not t...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:39:00 PST

I wish upon a falling star

god i wish the stupid music thing wld work and ley me put up our songs...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:17:00 PST

stupid ass me

god im stupid!!! i thought i was asleep
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:30:00 PST

Pete shitface

T.E.S have got a meeting with pete goodall on sat about a recording contract but to be honest hes a bit of dick so stay tuned to find out if we sign!
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 06:14:00 PST

I WILL live the life of a rock star!

Ive decided that i am going to live the life of a rock star wether i become one or not, so that means im gonna get drunk alot, smash things and "rock out" all the time wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 06:17:00 PST

New Songs

Last practice we started writting a new song and all is going well. We should be playin it next gig. Ive also just finished writting a new ska song so we should be playin that one soon aswell
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:48:00 PST

Covers

I thought id talk a bit on this little diddy here, and i was woundering what to talk about and i thought covers! what covers sgould tes do? We already do should i stay or should i go, teenage kicks an...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:30:00 PST

The Set up

Ive decided to write stuf about the equipment we use so all u "fans" can sound just like t.e.s. Guitars: 2 Fender Strats, 1 Fender FMT Telecaster, 2 Epiphone Les Pauls, 1 T.E.S edition Telecaster, 1 I...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:13:00 PST

...........?

Ive just realised that i dont kno what this blog thing is really for, any one care to shine some light on my otherwise darkend situation?...
Posted by Toasted Egg Sandwich on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 06:03:00 PST