Chrondukes For Hune profile picture

Chrondukes For Hune

Yes, we do children's birthday parties!!

About Me

Hune, also known as Keke (pronounced Kiki) by many, has passed away this morning, March 15, 2008. He's had a growing tumor on one of his shoulders for the past 9 months and had simply become weak and consumed with physical pain. I wasn't even there for him in his last moments. The last time I saw him was in July, seconds before I left Nebraska and came back home to California. He was the sweetest and friendliest little guy and also the most annoying little fucker I've ever known, and man were bowl movements fucking rancid. I loved him so much. I really wish I could have just taken him with me when I moved instead of leaving him in Nebraska to wilt and perish. I can't say he's in a better place. He's not in any place at all, for there is no magical "kitty heaven" nor an afterlife. I don't feel like making some sort of cliche, tear-jerking media memorial for him at this time. I just feel like mourning. I'm just too fucking sad right now.God speed little buddy. I'm sorry I couldn't even obtain your ashes to spread. Goodbye. This one's for you...*pours a glass with a sigh*-duffin
If you don't walk out of here thinking we're terrible human beings, than you belong on Dateline.WANT A FREE CHRONDUKES FOR HUNE CD????!!! Send us a message including your address and we'll send you FREE CDs!! We gots 4 of em!! No strings attached, except the one danging from your euretra, what the hell is thaat? Might wanna get that one checked out, bro.

We love you. Very much.

BUY OUR SHIT!! we know you wont, but do it anyway ASS!!
Buy merch from Chrondukes For Hune at www.zazzle.com/chrondukes

[ Copy this widget to your profile ] [ Create your own merch booth ]
2 long haired dipshits who just couldnt give a shit. They'd rather be rocking out than having to go to school or work, but meh, shit happens. PJ is a loser who goes to school for kids. Duffin is a loser who goes nowhere for anyone.
Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow!

If anyone for some reason is offended by the silly songs we do, you need to slap yourself with your toaster. If we really hated fags and niggers we'd be out on the street choking them with their own cocks. Have we done this? Obviously not. So that means we love dem fags n niggas and etc and etc...in fact we happen to be fags ourselves! However not of the negro shade.
PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THESE SONGS WERE COMPLETELY IMPROVISED
ADHD

Add to My Profile | More Videos

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/11/2004
Band Website: mperia.com/artists/chrondukes_for_hune
Band Members:

PJ (Pat) =Guitar, music, bass, backround vocals/noises, drum machine
DUFFIN =Vocals, improvised & non-improvised lyrics, drums/percussion, drum machine, 2nd guitar, kazoo, theremin, piano, bass
Influences: Nirvana, Beatles, Yes, Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, Matt & Mike Geiler, Blink 182, DVDA, Roddy Von Seldeneck, Gwar, Radiohead etc..various alternative, classic rock, comedy, grunge, pop, blues, punk, folk, rap/hip-hop, r&b, country

Sounds Like: An ORGASM. But not just any orgasm. You know, the kind when you're trying to wank off in the living room at 4:15 in the morning, but trying to mute yourself at the same time as not to wake your parents so they don't see your ding dong floppin' in your hands...yeah. That kind. Sort of weak, but you know, it's still a fucking orgasm, man!!
Record Label: Inner Faith records
Type of Label: Indie