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SHOWTYME~MI SEH GRAB WE AH GRAB DI PUSSY DEM~

Miss Tyme

About Me

LEMME TELL Y'ALL ABOUT THESE DUMB ASS BITCHES WHO NUH STOP HYPE UP DEMSELF AND GET FUCKED INNA DI END! ALL THESE GURLZ ALWAYZ WANT TO GET A HYPE OFFA MI NAME CAH DEM WAS WALLPAPER BEFORE THAT...NOBADY NEVAH KNOW DEM. I NEVER KNOW NONE AH DEM GYAL YAH TIL THEM START HYPE UP DEMSELF AND PAR WID CERTAIN PEOPLE.THEY ALL MADDDD CUZ THIS "AFRICAN" BITCH DEH WID A JAMAICAN MAN AND HIM WIFE MI UP~LOL! BITCHES A UNUH AH DI SAME SET AH PEOPLE DEM WEH USE TO BURN HIM OUT BACK IN DI DAYZ AND SAY HE AIN'T SHIT. MI STICK NEXT TO MA NIGGAH CUZ IMMA RIDE OR DIE BITCH. FIRST UNUH SEH HIM NUH DESERVE ME AND MI TOO GOOD FI HIM AND HIM JUSSA USE ME, NOW MI NUH DESERVE HIM CAH MI AH AFRICAN AND UNUH CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HIM CHOOSE TO WIFE ME UP! LMAO~ UNUH JUST CONTINUE AH TAKE FUCK CAH DATS ALL UNUH GOING TO GET!MI NUH WALK AND TROUBLE FUCKING PEOPLE CUZ I BELIEVE IN KARMA, WHAT GOES AROUND CUZ AROUND! UNUH AH TROUBLE MI FI YEARS AND ALL MI STILL AH DO IS LAUGH OFFA UNUH DUMB ASS BROADS WID NO DAMN AMBITION.....ALL UNUH DO IS SIT DUNG AND CHAT MI ALLLLL FUCKING DAY~I LOVE IT! UNUH MAKE DIS YAH AFRICAN GYAL YAH CONSUME UNUH LIFE~LOL UNUH JUST MAD CAH MI CAN SPEAK "PATOIS" BETTAH DAN DI WORSE AH UNUH~DON'T HATE, I'M JUST VERSATILE LIKE DAT. I SPEAK MANY MORE LANGUAGES FLUENTLY, UNLIKE Y'ALL DUMB UNCULTURED, UNTRAVELLED ASSED BITCHES!MI AH GOD BLESS PIKNEY AND NONE AH UNUH CAN'T RASCLAAAT TAKE SHIT FROM ME WEH BELONG TO ME~PLS KEEP TRYING CUZ ALL UNUH DOING IS MAKING UNUH HOLE BIGGER~OL' FUCK BOX~DI WHOLE AH UNUH AH SOME OL' BATTERY DOLLY~ SOME AH UNUH DON'T EVEN CUTE ENOUGH FI GET SOME FUCK~ PLS~ GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WID UNUH BADMINDED SELF CAH DAT SHIT IS A VIRUS AND Y'ALL BITCHES SPREADING IT ALL OVA HOUSTON. LIKE I SAID, EVERYBODY KNOW SEH MI NUH WALK AND LOOK TROUBLE, BUT DON'T FUCKING TROUBLE ME NEITHA! WHEN TROUBLE FIND UNUH, UNUH LOVE GWAN LIKE AH UNUH AH DI RASSCLAAAT VICTIM!A TIP FOR Y'ALL HATERS.....NOBADY CAN'T BREAK UP ME N MY FUCKING MAN EXCEPT FOR "ME OR HIM"~ NOBADY CAN'T DO IT BUT UNUH STILL AH TRY? HE IS LIKE A BOOMERANG, NO MATTER HOW FAR HIM STRAY, HIM WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM WAY BACK SO NUH BADA PUT YUHSELF THRU IT DARLING....AND IF YOU DO DECIDE TO MESS WID HIM, MAKE SURE SEH YOU KNOW DAT HE COMES WID BAGGAGE BITCH~ME! ;o)lol~ DUMB ASSES! THEY BEST WAY TO BREAK US UP IS TO LEAVE US ALONE, OTHERWISE, UNUH JUST DRAWING US CLOSER~YEAH I SEE Y'ALL BITCHES CALLS n TEXTS~ UNUH LONELY n DESPERATE EEEEEEEHHH?? LMAO~MI ALL FEEL SORRY FI UNUH~YEAH RIGHT!!!!! AND UNUH NEED FI STOP CARRY BACK FALSE NEWS TO HIM CAH DAT SHIT ALWAYS BACK FIRE PAN UNUH CUZ YOU REALLY TINK SEH YOU CAN TURN MY MAN AGAINST ME? HAHAHA~Y'ALL BITCHES DUMB CUZ AH SO UNUH START EXPOSE UNUH SELF AND TURN IDIOT~DAT SHIT IS SO LAME, BUT DEN AGAIN, SO ARE Y'ALL! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIVES n PLEASE DON'T STOP TRYING TO STRIVE TO BE ME CUZ IT'S REALLY A GREAT LIFE GOAL TO HAVE~ LOVE YOU BABIES, SEE UNUH OUTTA ROAD SO UNUH CAN STARE PAN ME AND STUDY ME SOME MORE FOR YOUR NEXT CHAT BOUT SESSION!! PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE ON SHOWTYME T.V.~
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My Interests

Dancing, reading, shopping and eating!THIS IS FROM AN ACTUAL MAGAZINE COVER....NO PHOTOSHOP SHIT! AND THIS IS A RAW PICTURE...NO TOUCH UPS!

I'd like to meet:

Dancers, Promoters, anyone in music (dancehall) and just friends!THIS IS FROM AN ACTUAL MAGAZINE COVER....NO PHOTOSHOP SHIT! AND THIS IS A RAW PICTURE...NO TOUCH UPS!MUNGA HONURABLE VIDEO SHOOT IN MIAMI (SOME PARTS)AND YES I AM IN THIS VIDEO....ONLY CRACKHEAD WEARING A HAT....LOL! CHECK OUT MI BABY GURL NICKEY WID THE HIGHLIGHT! ALSO CHECK OUT THE PICTURES FROM THE SHOOT IN MA PICS!

Music:

All types, especially dancehall!

Movies:

All kinds

Television:

MONK...Law and Order C.I. and S.V.U.!!!! Hellz yeah!! ANYTHING ELSE THAT STIMULATES MY BRAIN CELLS!!!

Books:

Walter Mosley, Eric Jerome Dickey and John Grisham books!

Heroes:

My parents! BUT I'M ALSO PROUD OF THIS GUY RIGHT HERE...TAURIAN JHERRAE FONTENETTE AKA T.J. FONTENETTE OR "THE AIR UP THERE" ON AND 1 STREET BALL TEAM. DATS MA PLAY BROTHA, SO I'M MIGHTY PROUD OF HIM! HITCHCOCK STAND UP!!!!!