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Dean089

Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't do either become critics.

About Me

Let's see, over the years I've been an event planner/coordinator, bookkeeper, band manager, personal assistant, shipping dispatcher, office manager, Shabbos goy, inventory clerk, genealogist, and a dozen other things I can now only vaguely remember, and now I'm a healthcare data analyst. I was SUPPOSED to be a museum archivist. Oh well! It's not that I have a hard time settling down, I'm just very adaptable. Lemonade is nice, but when Life hands you lemons I prefer to hand them back and ask for something more useful.

Having done all that, one accumulates a lot of skills and and knowledge, which I've also used in a volunteer capacity with a variety of anti-war and social justice organizations in metro Detroit. I'm not one to wait and see how things work out; things like war, oppression, discrimation, etc., usually have predictable results, none of them satisfactory as far as I'm concerned.

Although I started out in the western 'burbs, in the past fourty some-odd years I've managed to live in just about every part of the greater Detroit metropolitan area. One learns an amazing amount of things just by getting out and about -- people who think they know about Metro Detroit because they watched the News or saw a movie need to come here and see reality. I'm currently living in Warren, a large, older suburb immediately north of Detroit. Not exactly the most glamorous place to live; it seemed like a good idea at the time.

It's been a long, strange road, but it's seldom been dull and I've met some incredible people over the years. Of course, that's not to say I'm all 'self-actualized' and stuff. Hah! I remain as messed-up and neurotic as anyone else; the only difference is that I own up to it. Despite what the calendar says, I will NEVER be too old to play a game of "Let's see if it melts!"

On the personal side, those that know me know that I have zero tolerance for bullshit. I am NOT the person you call when you want someone to tell you that your boyfriend isn't cheating on you (he is, move on). I am, however, the one person you can call at 3am to come rescue you when you've been abandoned out in the middle of nowhere or in some godawful part of town. AND the next day I'll teach you the right way to let the air out of the Loser's tires. People who mess with me are ill-advised; people who mess with my friends do so at their peril.

By the way, I call everyone "sweetie," "kiddo" or "dude." Get over it. Except for a lady, in which case it's "Miss" or "Ma'am." My nanny didn't raise no rude boy.

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Places to go:

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. Fascinating people. People who don't just follow the leader or do what they're "supposed" to do. People who like to push the envelope. People who like to climb the next hill just to see what's on the other side. People who face a hurricane head on and ask it, "Is that all you've got?"

On the practical side, I'm always looking to meet new people to correspond with, new friends to hang out with, and, of course, guys to date. Also, meeting the love of my life, or a reasonable facsimile, would be nice.

The unfortunate, ugly side of things: while I have no problem sharing whatever wisdom or advice I may have, married guys and minors interested in hook-ups should go elsewhere (no offense, just not into it). Women in Ghana or Nigeria who think I'd make an ideal husband REALLY need to look up the word "gay" in the dictionary!

Music:

Classic Rock, Punk, '80s Alternative, Classical, Opera, Blues, Mariachi, Jazz, Reggae, Ragtime, Bluegrass, traditional folk music (from anywhere), Latin Pop, Bhangra... My record, cassette and CD collection includes just about every kind of music possible from throughout the world.





Movies:

"Out of Africa" always makes me cry. "Caddyshack" always makes me laugh. "Big Eden" makes me feel warm and fuzzy. As far as movies on a day-to-day basis goes, I pay more attention to what's listed in 'Fangoria' than 'Entertainment Weekly.' I really enjoyed the "Blade" series, as well as "Hellboy" and the two installments of what I hope will be the "Underworld" series. In most cases, as far as I'm concerned even a bad horror movie is still better than a good 'chick flick.' LOL! After all, sometimes after a long day at work, you really just want to see a mutant monster, alien nightmare, or escaped psychopath chase stuck-up cheerleaders through the woods -- and who doesn't love seeing that? (except stuck-up cheerleaders, of course)


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Books:

Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Ambrose Bierce, essentially any of the great masters of horror. Some of the modern horror writers, too, like Anne Rice, as long as there's a story, a lesson, and not just a gross-out. C.J. Cherryh, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and a variety of other Fantasy/Science Fiction authors who don't just tell stories but also make one think. Have been moved and/or inspired by the works of E.M. Forster, George Sand, R.J. Rao, Isak Dineson, Dorothy Parker. The Raj Quartet by Paul Scott affected me deeply.

I also read a vast amount of non-fiction, from plant monographs to archaological research, especially the works of David Hatcher Childress and anything else that furthers my studies of ancient civilizations.

Heroes:


In Memory of Juanita McCray. The thrill is gone.

My Blog

The Never Ending Survey

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You The Basic Stuff Zodiac Sign?: Sagittarius Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Metal Rat Skin Color?: caucasian, with lots of freckles. About You What's Yo...
Posted by Dean089 on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are a Visionary Soul You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason an...
Posted by Dean089 on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST

Gotta' love these surveys...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Dean Birthday: December 21, 1960 Birthplace: Detroit, Michigan Current Location: Warren, Michigan Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Red, what's left of i...
Posted by Dean089 on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

America's Ongoing Descent Into Madness

America's Journey to East Germany circa 1933 On March 23, 1933, the newly elected members of the Reichstag met in the Kroll Opera House in Berlin to consider passing Hitler's "Ermächtigungsgesetz".&n...
Posted by Dean089 on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

Tips on borrowing a celebrity or model's photos

OK, guys, listen up: if you're going to use a celebrity or model's photo(s) as your own -- (which, by the way, is lame, but a lot of guys do it) --  at least take the time to ...
Posted by Dean089 on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

My own 2 cents on "illegal" immigration

"America is addicted to oil."  Yeah, whatever.  Old news.  They were saying that back in the late '70s.  What did America do about that?  We all went out and bought SUVs. ...
Posted by Dean089 on Sun, 28 May 2006 07:01:00 PST

ATTENTION GAY MEN...WARNING PLEASE READ!

(No, I didn't write this but it's a hoot! ) Police are warning gay men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink. Many homosexuals use a date rape d...
Posted by Dean089 on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:06:00 PST

What's up with Nigeria?

It seems that a lot of people go there and get themselves into trouble -- usually as a result of bad decision making or temporary loss of common sense (in some cases, maybe not so temporary)...
Posted by Dean089 on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST