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About Me

Hi everyone, I'm Peter, better known to all as the Produce King. I manage a produce department in one of Canada's largest grocery retailers. It's is the best run department in the entire chain, thanks to my skills as a manager. Not to mention my great personality and dashing good looks.

But be warned: Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahh....If you don't get that wet case filled and do all the trimming, you will feel the Ahhh... Ahhh...WRATH OF THE PRODUCE KING!!!!!!!!

HURRY UP!!!!! LOAD IT UP!!!!

My Interests

* Various kinds of produce

* Fighting Scurvy

I'd like to meet:

* A competent employee

* Projected monthly sales figures for the produce department (if that means switching the sales figures of bags of milk over to produce, then so be it)

* Myspace Produce

* Hawt Myspace Chicks

* Myspace BBW's

* Women I get to know online, who live in Brazil

* Someone who actually likes me

Music:

* Zack Attack

* Zit Remedy

* ABBA

* Bay City Rollers

* The Monkees

* Vanilla Ice

* DJ Tiesto

* Infected Mushroom

* Anal Cunt

* The Strawberry Alarm Clock

Movies:

* Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

* Fried Green Tomatoes

* Forbidden Fruits

* North Pole Productions Vols 1-10

* Cool As Ice

* The Fruit Machine

Television:

* Walker, Texas Ranger

* The Food Network (I'm look forward to the day when The Produce Network hits the small screen)

* Veggie Tales

* Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit

Books:

* Fruits and Vegetables Coloring Book By Lynda E. Chandler

* How to Win Friends & Influence People By Dale Carnegie

* Complete Idiots Guide To Managing People By Arthur Pell

* Leadership For Dummies By Marshall Loeb, Stephen Kindel

* The Produce People by Marshall McClung

* The Bible by God

Heroes:

* Chuck Norris

* Chuck Norris Tom

* The Men & Women who are our farmers. May the Produce Gods bless them with bumper crops year in and year out.

My Blog

Ho'Kay....

Ah...People, let's get back to where we were.... Ah....Ah....Ah...... .....where were we...???!!???
Posted by The Produce King on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

See What It Says On MY Name Tag....

Produce MANAGER!!!! So what I say goes in my department. The minions (emplyoees to the PC) have to do what I say. No questions asked!!! HURRY UP!!!...
Posted by The Produce King on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST

A Piece Of Advice

Work hard and you will live a long and productive life. Lazy people die young. DIE YOUNG. So work hard you lazy bastards. HURRY UP!!!!!
Posted by The Produce King on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:59:00 PST

Time Management

Look people. One thing that is very important when doing any type of job is none other then: TIME MANAGEMENT!!!! Why can't people get that through their heads!!!! HURRY UP!!!!!! ...
Posted by The Produce King on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST