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Jade

Be Still & Know That I Am JADE

About Me

Cops often question me because they find me so irritating... My goat-tee has experienced more than lesser mans entire finger... My blood smells like Brut by Faberge... I am the most interesting man in Los Angeles... I don’t always drink beer but when I do I prefer Tecate... Dont stay trirsty my friends, drink lots of water. I am made of a divine ancestry that come from outer space & been put here on earth for dysfunctional & intolerant people to adhere to... So look my palm over, I’ve got time for a chat, won't you tell me my future. I'm not worried about making a good impression my personality & cherub demeanor speak for itself, passive & easy going, playful & all grown up, tough & tender with a vivid sense of humor & like to make people laugh... The kind of guy your parents hope for... Spontaneous & curious, love to travel as much as I can... There is not much I wouldn't do for a good friend & defiantly nothing I would do for a provincial ingrate. I'm sometimes brutally honest & I like to make fun of stereotypes...

My Interests

All types of ill shit like Racing Motorcycles, Cruzing Vespas, Driving like a PTA mother, Russian hands & Roman fingers, Social drinking, Dancing, Fondling women, I miss Raving, Nazism, Observing human behaviour, the gym, meeting the same people, Smacking ass, clubbing, swimming, walking my dog, raising self-esteem, sharing My Special Purpose, Listing to peoples bullshit, cycling at the beach...

I'd like to meet:

People who are NOT in a hurry & can see past there nose, the next person who plans to take over the world. I respect honisty. Educated with a thirst for knowledge. People with low self esteem, you need me in your life. Someone who is clever & can talk a lot of shit, it keeps things interesting. Also people who have great skills you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Someone who dosent mind my big fat hand print on there ASS once in a while ;~)

Music:

Both Kinds Country & Western also everything form El Chicano to Carlos Santana everything...

Movies:

Time Bandits, Rushmore, 24hr Party People, Apocalypse Now, Once Upon a Time in America, Death Race 2000, Zoolander, Gummo, Battle of the Bulge, Romper Stomper, Go For Broke 442nd, Casino, Europa Europa, Killing Zoe, 8mm, Leaving Las Vegas, Bonnie & Clyde, Big Red One, Aliens, Quadrophina, MAX, Band of Brothers, Made, Shindlers List, Wild Angels, Half Baked

Television:

more like my DVD & Play Station Monitor, (Fuck TV to many commercials) OK some times the Military, History, Discovery Channels & South Park

Heroes:

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country...... War is the hygiene of the world ......

My Blog

My Day of Todays

                        September 9, 2004 5:00 pm Thursday, I was out taking my dog Roxy for a wa...
Posted by Jade on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST