I am interested in allot of stuff like B-movies, snow boarding, traveling, etc! There is so much stuff I am interested in its hard to just name a few things and say thats it this is what I am interested it. If you ask me what kind of men I am into then I will tell you - I am in to big huggy guys with lots of meat on their bones. I need a man who is bigger than me so in short he must be big and beautiful like my dasher:
I would absolutely die if I met the following people: david bowie, or divine! starting with David bowie - My fascination started with him when I saw the movie Labrinth, and thought he had the biggest crotch eva! I was mezmorized by the man and to this day I am still obsessive. I have every LP that the man ever put out, and pretty much every movie too. Which brings me too the one and only divine. Divine is one of John Waters actors/actresses incase you didn't know, and he was the biggest trail blazer known to man. Before boy george before the scissor sisters before any of that shit there was Glen Milsted. I will sadly never get to meet this wonderful thesbian/comedian/disco diva for he has passed on to another world - RIP DIVINE!
I love music like nothing else. I dig hearing new tunes from new bands but most of the time they boar me and I resort back to my old tunes. I always fall back on my David Bowie, Tori Amos, Duran Duran, Beck, and my other classic rock favs! tom petty - whom I saw in concert this summer! I had lawn seats but I managed to squeeze my way to the front row. You might be wondering how I did such a thing? Well the trick is to hold two beers in your hands and the ticket people won't bother you as it would be rude for them to ask you to put your beer down to search in your huge hand bag that is strtegically placed in plain view of the ticket checkie. So once you get passed those high school rejects then you drink the beers as quickly as possible, and get out your rugby hips because you are going to need them. Most guys will let you infront of them if you give them a nice smile, but the tricky ones are the girls. These bitches just did the same thing as you, and they don't wanna give up their fablous spots - so thats when you start body checking those bitches and putting them in there rightful place which is at the fucking back! and before you know it your at the front row watching tom petty and you only paid for lawn seats. Off topic but let it be known! My favorite songs are as follows "voices Carry - Till Tuesday" - "Wicked Game - Chris Isaacs" - "Father Figure - George Micheal" - "Gettin in the way - Jill scott" - "On and On - Erika Badu", and their are many others but I don't wanna boar you to death! what is you fav music?
I love b-movies and horror films. My fav movie of all time would be the labrinth. american beauty and rat race are close seconds. I also love all things Troma. If you don't know what Troma is then you are a loser and proceed to get off of my myspace emidiatly! If you do know about Troma then I will share with you my favorite Troma moment. Toxie 2 = young kid peacefully riding a bike on the side of the road, gets smoked by a bunch of horned up teenage delinquents, driving a ridicolously souped up Camero. The child is not dead, however he is lying on the side of the road moaning. The rampid teenagers go back to run over his already beaten up cranium! Oh I almost forgot to tell you about the two sluts in the camero that go back and take pictures of the splattered kid lying on the side of the road. The sluts masterbate to the pictures later but you will have to see the movie to get those scene's in your head! LOL!
I love nip tuck, drawn together, and robot chicken! I also by default got sucked into The hills! First off I got sucked into Nip tuck because I heard it was mega gorry. It turns out that it is and the guys that play the plastic surgins are super hot. I have found my self giving into the nip tuck craze by buying every single box set, and dreaming that I could bang christian troy - I love that yummy man! Drawn together is a kick ass cartoon that is purely for adults, and if you haven't seen it yet then you better download some episodes. Lets just put it this way, any cartoon that depicts a character with a pussy called an octopusswa is ok in my books! Now I move on to my blurb about Robot Chicken - if you are into seth green and really crude mini skits made out of placticine and old dolls from the 80's then you should check out robot chicken, surpizingly enough, it has nothing to do with robots or chickens. Just fucked up skits and fucked up idea's. Ok people, if you know anything about me then you know my connection with the hills. I have seen every episode, and every After show known to man. I have been working on the aftershow for quite a while, and at first, I really couldn't care about the hills or any of the crap that goes on there. However over time the show grew on me like a really shitty foot fungis! Now I know every character and every character that the other characters have "hooked up with". Yeah I am super lame I know!
I read rue morge magazine every month and I dig anything writen by john waters. I love bio's! I hate reading unless there are pictures involved. Yes I know shallow, but I don't want to trick you into thinking that I am smarter than I really am.
My hero is my dad! End quote!