Ze VodkaMelon Vas Good, Yess? |
Well I had a photoblog here, but I pressed back on my browser. THOSE FUCKERS.
Anyway. VodkaMelons are WAY better than watermelons.
Posted by Chris on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:12:00 PST |
Ever want to scratch your head with your cursor? |
So just a few seconds ago I just had an urge to scratch the back of my head with my mouse pointer. Definately impossible, Chris. Dumbass! But it would feel so good, and when I move my mouse back and f...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Blood baths are warm. |
Boy I fucked up. Now I will just have to live with it..."what am I talking about?" You ask. I say, "I dont know."
The rabbits are black this spring. They aren't happy rabbits. They constantly breed h...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST |
Today is the day that I take my life away. *new.SONG version. REVISED* |
You stayed.I strayed.I've goneaway.Long gone.Away.
Hey have you heard?I shouldve stayed.That's what I'll say.As I watch my life fade away. I left and stayed away.I'm so far away.And they all he...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST |
I finally feel normal again |
I am finally walking in real shoes again. If you are reading this and didnt know, I sprained my ankle and couldnt walk for a while. But now I am walking in a real shoes again. I dont really know if I ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:36:00 PST |
Oscar Nominations, not that ANYONE cares. |
I must first say that I won't be listing every nomination. That is a waste of space. I am only going to rant about what should have and what shouldn't have been nominated, and what I am happy did get ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:49:00 PST |
Movie Review: Hostel |
Going into this movie, I didn't know what to expect. I had never seen a move from this director and the only other movie produced, but not directed, by Quentin Tarantino is Hero, so I couldn't think o...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST |
Movie Review: Grandma's Boy |
When I first saw this preview, a lot of thoughts went through my head. The loudest thought went like this, 'A Happy Madison [Adam Sandler's production company] film, but not starring Adam Sandler...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:14:00 PST |
Movie Review: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. |
I loved the book. I loved the idea that I could escape the world I lived in to go to another world for as long as I want, and when I come back no time would have passed. I wanted to eat anything the w...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 04:53:00 PST |
Movie Review: King Kong |
King Kong
I liked it. It definately had everything I like in a movie; emotion, comedy, drama, good special effects, and action. I really made me feel like the characters felt, and I like that.
One ba...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 04:42:00 PST |
