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kyle

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About Me


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.. ..Well, where to start, im a 19 year old metalhead; i like metal music and all its ways. Lamb of God, CKY, Megadeth, In Flames, and dead to fall are my favorite bands of all time. I hate artifical grape shit... its ewy, like what were those basteds thinkin "hey lets create a flavor that completely sucks ass?". I think that blondes are so fuckin stupid except some,i like their jokes and i LOVE black jokes but im not racist, even though im JEWishi like the jew jokes. i have this red hair that i would like to dye darker. I don't really know whats with it like i hate my hair but others like it. I don't know why?! My brown eyes are like any others but it could be brown since im full of alot of shit. Im a comp nerd metal nerd and some other nerds that im not sure what to mention but i range. I love to draw weird shit that makes you think "wtf was this artist thinkin?" i like to experience new things and am open minded to new genres of music. as much as i am antipunk and hate punks an nazi punks im growing to like their customs i suppose(maybe cuz im friends wit sum of them). i am gettin into the punk scene an emo scene BUT metal will forever prevail! i have friends, like a posse an im not nescessarily the leader but im a fun kinda guy....i think. and i like to meet new people. well thats all i can think of for now.
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My Interests

I love my metal music. i just like to hang out with friends also and just play games or just sit around and talk. i like to make my own movies and i like to write stories or just like to draw a story. i like to get new music or listen to music while slumbering in my bed after staying up for hours on end. i have many bands that i could name that are great and that every ear has to hear, but i think that i shall not and save it for another section.

I'd like to meet:

If i could meet anyone it would be god to ask what the hell are we doin here on earth. id also like to meet the metal gods for creating the best bands in exsistence;but mainly the big time who i wanna meet: Guy le Douche(MXC), Sid Wilson,billy bob thorton, cypress hill(ya know to smoke with haha) lamb of god, angelina jolie, jay and sb, stan lee, jason lee & Leslie Neilsen. also ne1 down to party or have fun... width="425" height="350" .. ....

Music:

Well big metal head but heres some really good bands: The Doors, lamb of god, Megadeth, Tenacious D, ministry, blind guardian, DragonForce, otep, deicide, Kataklysm, killswitch engage, MSI, Dimmu borgir, Pantera, children of bodom, Unearth, Coal chamber, Emperor, cannible corpse, CKY, slayer, Kittie, DVDA, sublime, Black Label Society, Ozzy, devildriver, mudvayne, RHCP, incubus, HIM, system of a down, domeshots, hammerface, in flames,old metallica(welllll some new), dead to fall, apocalyptica, tool, a perfect circle, cypress hill, FF music, Queen, KMK, pantera, FUCKIN-Beastie Boys, abandoned pools, blue oyster cult, to my surprise, THE MAN ROB ZOMBIE, BusDriver, sum slipknot, and primus. i'll put more on here later.

Movies:

Movies are such a joy and team america world police is a must see. its such a great movie. i have to say star wars are also awesome like its the best 70's movies ever made. i love every movie directed by kevin smith cuz jay and silent bob kick so much proverbial ass! i think that silent bob is a master mind making almost all his movies tie into one another. weird huh? i also love the godfather trilogy, if you have like 11 hours to kill, watch them. anything directed by quinten tarentino. Kung fu Hustle is so fuckin hilarious, even though its in subtitles its like the japanese matrix, but not as gay! fight club is fuckin awesome, and blazing saddles.fav directors: scorsese, smith, spielberg

Television:

well i love the following shows: south park, family guy, scrubs, penn and tellers bullshit, simpsons, uranium, head bangers ball, viva la bam, futurama, trigun, clerks, seinfeld, madtv, chappels show, curb your enthusiasm, The fresh prince of bel-air, tripping the rift, the tom green show, the man show, the andy milonakis show, reno911, ren and stimpy, mind of mencia, my name is earl, Insomniac with dave attel, firefly, the price is right (viva la PIR), the surreal life, the colbert report,the old spiderman & batman cartoons, and the captain and casey show.

Books:

well i like to think of myself as an avid reader and i don't mean books baby! mags all the way. i love egm and gamepro and some others like your basic porno, jk porno isn't that great since hughe lost his touch back in 76. anywayths the books that i do like consist of the halo trilogy it has a deep story for the first one in it. i also like "Silent Bob Speaks" very interesting book. an comics, can't fergit the comics.

Heroes:

well my hero is fuckin spiderman....hes the shit, the hulks cool too, randy blythe is awesome(pretty voice), and americas mail men they are our nations heros, if they don't deliver the mail who will?

My Blog

Clerks II

ok i jus got back from teh theater and i have to say that this movie is fuckin hilarious, better then the original tho? i think not, the classic is jus so dominate with its originality and has so much...
Posted by kyle on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

pissed..

ok ok ok, well i am at my house right now, its aproximately 7 fity and i missed the fuckin bus. im not the only one tho, jessica missed it to and she is comin over right now from EHS, whoot eh? well y...
Posted by kyle on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:54:00 PST

CKY concert

ok ok ok, cky was the fuckin shiznit las night. Chris, sasha, devin and i went to chico & omfg that was prolly my most favorite show ever, i hella moshed with chris lmao, him and i moshed from the rig...
Posted by kyle on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST

Revelation

well i was watching the X-files movie and noticed this enticing scene where scully hatches from this egg and all this liquid drops out and theres a tube in her throat, mulder takes it out sh...
Posted by kyle on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST

halloween mudda fuckahz

yea so im going to this show with slaughterbox and distortion drum and a few others on the 29th, and i dunno what i should be, im really thinkin i shuld be Kud from Mudvayne since its an easy costume,...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:08:00 PST

geezus fuckin christ

whoa wtf mate wtf. grounded once a-fuckin-gain, who had the bet on friday the 16, huh?? meh well heres the story, i was going to spend the night at JJs house on friday but he didn't get off till 10, i...
Posted by kyle on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST

coq roq

AUGUST 17--Claiming that its image and persona have been hijacked as part of a marketing campaign for Burger King's new chicken fries, the costumed heavy metal band Slipknot is threatening the fast ...
Posted by kyle on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:18:00 PST

jus a thought

i have been getting stoned alot recently and it had me thinking to myself, maybe i should do somthing this year at EHS, like maybe join the football team, its jus a thought i would like it if all my f...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my dedication to drew

  1. Who are you? kyle(the love of your life) 2. Are we friends? we could be more ;) 3. When and how did we meet?i think our parents introduced us at parsons in 7th grade, it was then i knew i wa...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stole from pat.

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever had sex with? tis was Simone, BEST FUCKIN FRIENDS! 2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? boxer briefs with gray an bl...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST