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a drunk but a cool one

I have heard a theory that if one jumps as high as ever one can and then upon reaching the apex of t

About Me

You can catch me at the bar or the coffee shop, but i don't like drinking and i FUCKING hate coffee shops. Caution Layouts!

My Interests

Once while i was working at Taco Bell i got caught using the same line on two different girls in the same day, both of whom were employees. In my defense, they worked different shifts.

I'd like to meet:

Bizarro Jay.

Music:

We say "fuck school", we say "fuck grades", we'd rather get paid, and snort cocaine. - Andre Nickatina.

Movies:

if you meet her at a bar you better have a wrap, 'cause if she fuckin on the first she probably has the clap.

Television:

If the snow buries my neighborhood, and if my parents are crying then i'll dig a tunnel from my window to yours.

Books:

i know there's more than hope when i put out the feelers, we all want the same thing when we're being our realest. collective consciousness, let's form a village, then spread good feelings 'till there aint no more killers.

Heroes:

Life is the Jazz!

My Blog

another lame stint at taco beezy.

KFC/Taco Bell.  Hella gay, but it's within walking distance and they give me hours, plus they started me off at 8.20.  payday is on tuesday, that's cool.  Hot Topic told me they would t...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:58:00 PST

Atmosphere - Shoulda Known

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEZseJ1Wuq8 ...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:50:00 PST

Dzk - Self Distruct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5l1lvmyY0A self explanitory. dzk owns....
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:13:00 PST

Atmosphere - Guarantees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoLxuyV9qz8 ...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:06:00 PST

update.

new favorite band: modest mouse.
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

love, can you love me babe.

"this one time i was in class, and i realized that i hated everything in the world and that i didn't want to live anymore. so i started laughing hysterically out of nowhere for a really long time. i w...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:55:00 PST

respects...

to the homeboy joey brown.
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

funny conversation to begin the day...

*phone rings early in the morning, jay sleepily picks up*Jay:  Hello?Sterling:  I need a ride, i'm on Helen St.Jay: *pauses and thinks*  What the fuck are you doing on Helen Street?Ster...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

don't post blogs on drugs...

self-explanitory.
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

oh switch it up!!

It's now Brand New I'm listening to, "Good to know that if I ever needed attention all I have to do is die" has got to be one of the most chill songs ever.  Seven minutes of relaxation.  It ...
Posted by a drunk but a cool one on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST