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Skully ™

chainsmoker31

About Me

I could not live any where that doesn't allow me to build a snowman atleast once a year.
S/N: Chainsmokr31
SWF seeks mature, alcoholic, bipolar partner with good sense of humor & no baggage who enjoys sarcasm, giving massages, mood swings & dysfunctional families. Must have excellent verbal and written communication skills as well as strong sex drive and knowledge of the female form. Employment and own living quarters necessary. Musical/artistic talents A++. Tattoos/piercings A+. Smoker ok. Please no video gamers. 26 yrs min. Absolutely no jocks, guidos, or gays (males). Car a must. Availability 3-4 days/week. References, security. No bullshit.

My Interests

Green sneakers, Old chevys, Tanqueray, Horoscopes, Herbal refreshments, NYC, Dinosaurs, Photography, Laughter, Thrift shops

I'd like to meet:

old FRIENDS, johnny depp, jeremy piven, tim burton, zach braff, a man that has something useful to say or a woman that knows when to shut up
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Music:

Cursive, 311, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, GlassJaw, Pearl Jam, Offspring, The Doors, Green Day, Wu Tang, AFI, Violent Fems, Cypress Hill, Interpol, Jack Johnson, Incubus, Jane's Addiction, Staind, Dave Mathews Band, Bright Eyes, Tricky, Nirvana, GCH, Counting Crows, Sublime, The Darkness, Ella Fitzgerald, Jet, Rancid, Death Cab for Cutie, The Prodigy, Squeeze, Jem, Alicia Keys, Shakira, Beastie Boys, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, L7, Mars Volta, Jay Z, Veruca Salt, Social Distortion, Weezer, Billy Joel, Saves the Day, Alkaline Trio, Kid Rock, Stone Temple Pilots, Van Morrison, The Misfits, Anything that my hips will move to and always down to learn more...

Movies:

Jurassic Park, Garden State, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Boiler Room, Good Will Hunting, Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer, Donnie Darko, Private Parts, Reality Bites, Zoolander, Benny & Joon, Goonies, Seven (even though it still scares the shit out of me), ALL Tim Burton, The Sandlot, Bad Santa, My Blue Heaven, Big Fish, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Die Hard Trilogy, Airheads, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, (and other various Kevin Smith works), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Romeo & Juliet, Closer, Shawshank Redemption,Boondock Saints, Before Sunrise, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Pyscho, Disturbia, Royal Tenenbaums, Waiting, Borat, Pirates 1,2,3, Knocked Up, Transformers

Television:

DEXTER, Sex In the City, The O.C.(shut up), Law & Order SVU, Family Guy, almost anything on Food network, Dinosaur specials on Discovery, Ren & Stimpy, Good 'ol 90210, VH1's Best Week Ever, E!THS, SCRUBS, Tales from the Crypt, Top Chef, Daily Show, Myth Busters, Rescue Me, Weeds, L Word... My guilty pleasures are Celeb Reality shows on VH1

Books:

Bridge to Terabithia, Various works by Chuck Palahniuk, Stardust, The Celestine Prophecy, Edgar Allen Poe, On the Road, the entire Dr.Seuss collection

Heroes:

Meatball Parm

My Blog

Wiggles Update

I force hydrated Wiggles last night with a syringe and put her lethargic boney self in the sink with warm water. I discovered puss in her mouth and realized she had an appetite but the poor thing coul...
Posted by Skully ™ on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

Alone

Things are still bad. I can't seem to find that cloud with the silver lining lately. I'm forever frustrated with the dysfunction that is my family. I put all my feelings aside for the last year a...
Posted by Skully ™ on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:26:00 PST

Bah Hum Bug

Sigh. Frustrated once again. A lot of things are taking its toll on me lately and I feel myself getting closer to a break down and a very bitter, sinicle way of life.  I'm annoyed that if I was t...
Posted by Skully ™ on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:52:00 PST

Summer Recap/ Ode to the Neon

I feel it is necessary to recap this summer and its events and express my views on these said happenings. Many routines are coming to an end and it seems the next few weeks begin a new era for most of...
Posted by Skully ™ on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

3 CLAPS FOR THE ASSHOLE

It took me 5 minutes just to light my cigarette. I don't even have a working  lighter and the last match head broke off. This has been a real shitty week and I'm afraid a long cry is brewing. (Fi...
Posted by Skully ™ on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:41:00 PST

A Moment of Zen

I know some very great writers, writers you love who write beautifully and have made a great deal of money, and not one of them sits down routinely feeling wildly enthusiastic and confident. Not one o...
Posted by Skully ™ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

Gym Class Heroes

Yeah, they're corny, but def a great laugh. They're playn at Suny Stonybrook on April 15th. Tix are only 10-15$. Get at me if anyone is down to rock out to this show.
Posted by Skully ™ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Summer Concert Series Begins!

OMFG!!!!! Wu Tang and Rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read this: Rage Against the Machine adds more dates The reformed band will Rock the Bells with Wu-Tang Clan on a summer tour. It turns out Rage Against the M...
Posted by Skully ™ on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST

Seen this on an old homie's page... had to post it too.

Gotta love my "Lawng  Eye-land" You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you ...
Posted by Skully ™ on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

Still my theme song

  "Stars" By Hum   She thinks she missed the train to mars, she's out back counting starsshe's not at work, she's not at schoolshe's not in bed, i think i finally broke her i bring hom...
Posted by Skully ™ on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST