H ey there. My name is Omer. I'm not a Turkey or an Arab, I'm not even Black, I'm BROWN. I was born in a country which you've obviously not heard of (that makes it third world). I have 4 sisters (bet you can't beat that). I'm 22 and I live in London (just here for studies). Even though I'm 22 my mind works like its 12 un-less I'm absolutely serious or pissed really. I'm usually the one that talks less but this internet business is so much more comfortable. Which is mainly why I'm here, to meet people like me (not exactly like me but similar). All my stats can be found on
KInG-OmEr
(if only you care to read that is).
I am an indirect talker; I'd insult you, your lack of intellect, your entire existence on its own, without you even knowing you've been a victim of verbal assault. I'd do it again and again and take it to a whole new level until I get my message across and as soon
as you get the very first *hint* I'll be the sweetest guy you've ever come across. Deal with it, its called "Brain-Fucking".
H owever, if you are ever to comment or talk to me remember the fact that I know my field better than you. If you are to initiate a conversation about any of my
particular interests then do keep in mind that I know more about them than you. Do feel free to comment me and don't "HATE" for crying out loud! Oh! and I comment everyone back so don't call me stuck up please because that's so not the case. It's only the internet and like everyone else I have a life off my machine. Okay not exactly like everyone else but your get the point. Please refrain from typing "LyK a ReeTaRd" because I'm a pancake that has a thing for PROPER GRAMMAR AND SYNTAX! Kapish!? I've got an awesome
job and a wonderful life off the internet and I tend to indulge in it quite often so I'm not really keen on taking your lay-out requests and shit 24/7. Hell I only make things for people I want to make them for and my e-buddies of course. If you fall under these 2 categories then shoot your request to my inbox; dream on otherwise. This summarizes the common accusations of me being stuck up and
shit. Right!?
I am a slave to roaming the globe. Can't really help it at times, though I have a top-notch tendency to lavish myself in the excessive art of bullshit-ation, but usually my utmost desire is to piss everyone off. I really don't give a flyer and I'm absolutely not your average everyday guy, no-way!. GOD sent me to piss the World off to be honest! I've succeeded so far.
C ricket (my life), Pool (I started in jan last year and I'm pretty sure I can give anyone a run for their money), though now the tides have shifted and I've gotten more into Snooker than I was into pool, I just bought me a Riley's state of the art piece of wood, Basketball, Swimming (I'd die if I didn't soak my gills for more than 2 days) and Tennis sometimes oh and I love mountain biking and trekking, if those are counted as sports!
W ell not too long ago my only activity was Playing Counter Strike and yes I was absolutely ass kicking material. Beat everybody in the game. YES I mean EVERYBODY! Anyways, now I'm so far from all that. all I can do now is go clubbing and try cooking stuff to feed my stomach. A guy's got to survive you know. Besides that I love going out on drives with fellow colleagues to places we've never been before or just round the countryside. Other than that I'm sitting in front of my machine trying to clock a newly installed pirate copy game or braining out new ideas for image editing. Gah! not as appealing as you'd expect but hey my fucking profile not yours. You've managed to piss me off now *pushes to the last section*
lol. this has to be a joke! Hold Up! 3 Seconds of silence for this section.
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