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steven

Every Halloween the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring the toilets...explode.

About Me



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My Interests

Music, Cars, SNOWBOARDING!!!, Video Games, Learning other Languages (French, Spanish, German, and Russian...), Martial Arts, Backpacking, Rock Climbing, Scuba Diving, and anything short people could be really good at...

I'd like to meet:

A Mexican who doesn't smell like dirt and Texas Pete.

Music:



Movies:

Zoolander, Dumb and Dumber, Better Off Dead, Austin Powers (all three), Napoleon Dynamite, Tommy Boy, A Night at the Roxbury, Princess Bride, Waynes World (1 & 2), Ferris Buller's Day Off, Wedding Singer, Any Bruce Lee movie, Meet the Parents, Anchorman, Ice Age, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Pirates of the Carribean, The Matrix (all three), Star Wars (all except the one with that bastard Jar Jar), Indiana Jones (all three), X-men, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Identity, Rain Man, The Wizard of Oz, Kill Bill (vol. 1 & 2), Batman Begins, Forest Gump, any Will Ferrell Movie, Any Chris Farley movie, any Monty Python Movie, Any Leslie Nielson Movie, any movie where everyone dies at the end, any movie where the boy doesn't get the girl, any movie where the black person dies first, and ANY MOVIE WHERE NO ONE SAYS "I LOVE YOU."

Television:

THE SIMPSONS!!!, Family Guy, Futurama, Sienfield, The Office, The Daily Show, SNL (3 years ago and before), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, 12 oz. Mouse, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters, All Classic Looney Tunes, The A-Team, Baywatch...

Books:

The Bible, Any and Every Dr. Seuss book, 1984, A Jouney to the Center of the Earth, Night, Brave New World, The Altman Code, The Paris Option, Prey, The Jansen Directive, The Iliad, Wing Chung Kung-Fu, The Count Of Monte-Cristo, Around the World in 80 Days, Calvin and Hobbes: There's Treasure Everywhere, The Farside Galleries, Stephen Hawking's Universe, and Why the Caged Bird Sings...

Heroes: