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Nature Show Hosts

Donkey VS Zebra

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Music:

Member Since: 12/10/2004
Band Website: whatthefuckrecords.com
Band Members: Rion (guitar, bass, drums, precussion, piano, pretty vocals) Jonah Hoffmann (Harp, saw, kazoo, banjo, tuba, wax paper over a comb and horrible vocals) J. Cat (Drums) YEW (Soulful harmonies) Kill Whitey Tyrone (we can't remeber, he has been in jail to long) Svenka (Triangle and mouth harp) Mad Dog Hoek (Rion's manager) Killa Kadogen (Jonah's manager, NSH lawyer and finacial advisor) Larry the talking dog (Played bass until he died)
Influences: Each other,our pure unfiltered hatered for everything not us 39


Sounds Like: a puppy getting hit by a car/ aman having a seizure and passing a kidney stone/ elvis cotello/ a woman crying after she lost her child / megadeth/ a pissed off canada goose biting off children's fingers to defend it's nest
Record Label: What? Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

You’re welcome sucka face

So listen up you mother fuckers I got some real band news. Nature Show Hosts is releasing a new album of the highest quality and by quailty I mean Rion is going to get really drunk and kick his guitar...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:51:00 PST

These damn kids still make me look like a jerk!

So I learned two things today. As the evening came to a close and it was almost night fall I decided that I better act fast and hurry down to the local 7-11 and buy my expensive water that my friends...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:37:00 PST

Crying babies do my soul good

So Nature Show Hosts played a show last night. Before I go off into my rant I would like to thank Chris for stepping in last minute, Danelle for showing uber amount of love, Tony & Gurtrudstein, T...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:36:00 PST

I’m off to Africa

So a lot has been happening in my world. First, NSH will be playing a San Diego gig at second wind on navajo road, so if you live in San Diego and you want to see us play some songs before I drink mys...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:01:00 PST

I swear you better fucking do it

So Pas Des Paroles has finally put out an album called "Premiere" and it is awesome. I have been waiting for an album for a long time now and now I finally can rub my greasy fingers all over it. So if...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:22:00 PST

Get ready for the tears

So, I talk to a lot of people and I don't ever hide anything with any one and people will ask me things and then I will tell them and just put a damper on the whole night. I have come to the conclusio...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:44:00 PST

my blogs lack substance

So first things first. If you havent gone to www.whatthefuckrecords.com and downloaded Rion & the 17 wonders of botanys album destoyer of worlds you better go do it right now otherwise you will hu...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:42:00 PST

No more girls for this guy

A friend of mine asked me a good question the other day. We were standing around talking about various things when my unfiltered rage for girls came up, he then asked me what I wanted in a girl. As I ...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:31:00 PST

Fuck you Rion sci fi sucks!

So after my little fun time I had with a diseased ridden baby smeared across my face I ran off to the comic shop to talk with one of my friends and hopefully get my mind off of my lungs collapsing due...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

my throat is closing

So I wrote a blog a couple minutes ago but since myspace is being run by dead fetuses I got a sorry! unexpected error. Thats all I seem to be getting these days with these fucking mongoloid assholes. ...
Posted by Nature Show Hosts on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:59:00 PST