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Rion & the 17 wonders of botany

I don't even like it" -Rion

About Me

Are you one of the many metal heads that was sad when ENSO went all wussy and started playing pretty music? Do you wish that I (Rion) would start a side band that rocks and plays songs like Mocks first beer and U238? Too bad! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJA!You get to hear me bang pots and pans together and sample animal farts instead! Enjoy!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/11/2008
Band Members: Rion
Influences: I have no influences. I've never heard any music. That's why I don't know how to do it right, and this all sounds so bad.
Sounds Like: Your mother telling you to do your homework for the 5000th time / Your wife telling you to do the dishes for the 8000th time / A hammer hitting the side of your skull / A hammer hitting the back of your skull / A hammer hitting you across the nose / A rubber mallet hitting you on the back of the skull / Baby geese hatching / 50 old ladies on typewriters going as fast as they can / 50 monkeys on typewriters not writing fucking Shakespeare because that wouldn't happen instead they'd just get feces flung around on each other and spread disease and thank god because Shakespeare sucks anyway / Dio / The sound of your vomit reverbating in a Mexican bathroom / The sound equivalent to the smell of a dairy / Meat / The three tenors / Your grandmother when she's run out of Xanax / The themesong to America's Funniest Home Videos / Old Metallica / Metal / Bees
Record Label: What?records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I have an album (for free)!

Last month I put out an album. I mentioned it in a bulletin, but you didn't read it, because your friend, Susie, posts like 205792i75289 million surveys and YouTube videos a day so by the time yo...
Posted by Rion & the 17 wonders of botany on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:56:00 PST

I’m 1

Myspace music sucks way less now. I'm now the 1 ghettotech artist in 20 mi of my zip. Thats the whole fucking south bay and some other shit too. I also ranked 1 in my zip for electro. I'm like 6 ...
Posted by Rion & the 17 wonders of botany on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

shame

on you. You didn't listen to the remix of the Dean song! That hurts my butt :( I hate sleep. It never works. Tea is much better. listen to the fucking song. I hella fixed it.
Posted by Rion & the 17 wonders of botany on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

What the F/_/( K

What the shit makes someone whatthefuckever on myspace music anyhowzen? I just looked at my zip and I'm only 5 in ghettotech. I looked at one through four and all of them had less views than me. ...
Posted by Rion & the 17 wonders of botany on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:46:00 PST