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shelle

IT TRULY IS ALL ABOUT ME, SUCKER... HAHAHA

About Me


Two men are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK.........the Trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"The Trooper answers, "You're in New York son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."The Trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK.......the Trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The Trooper says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The Trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"A guy walks in a bar. He says to the the bartender "i have a bet for you". The bartender laughs and the guy says "I bet you $300 I can piss in that glass". The bartender looks at the the glass that is a good ten feet away and laughs again. He says he will take the bet and the guy whips out his cock and is thinking glass, glass, glass, cock, glass, cock and starts pissing. He pisses all over the floor, the bar, the bartender everywhere but the cup. The bartender laughs again and says "you owe me $300". The guy says hold on a minute and walks to the pool tables. There is some conversation and the guy comes back to the bar laughing. The bartender says "whats so funny you just lost $300". The guys says "see those guys back there I just bet them $500 each I could piss all over your floor, bar and you. And not only would you not be mad you would laugh about it".What does a blonde's mother tell her before she goes out on a date? If your not in bed by 10 come home.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... one of a kind
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My Interests

Learning something new, broadening my horizons, and keeping a child like out look on the world.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High

I'd like to meet:

Men with no baggage... less damage than i have. Get over yourself already your really not that nifty you cold emotionless f**ker. I would. also like to find Richard Adolf Madar. and for all you sending me the sex quiz.... beat this---You scored a 91.14%. For this test, the average percentage is 33.61032719848%. 175826 people have taken this test to date.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: shelle
Birthday: 7-30-75
Birthplace: superior, wi
Current Location: laurel, md
Eye Color: hazel.. they change
Hair Color: blondeish i suppose
Height: 5'10 3/4 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: swedish and french
The Shoes You Wore Today: wedges
Your Weakness: my kittens
Your Fears: pregnancy
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust veggie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: am i supposed to have those????
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wassup
Thoughts First Waking Up: cigarette and coffee then sex
Your Best Physical Feature: depends eyes or smile
Your Bedtime: im 30 i dont have one
Your Most Missed Memory: len
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: group..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: expresso
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: all te time
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yuppers
Have you Been in Love: at least once
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: not sure maybe
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: average
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: mother yes father kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: definitely
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: everyday
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no... yuck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes plenty
In the past month have you been on Stage: never
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh my if you only knew
Ever been called a Tease: yes... hahaha
Ever been Beaten up: thanks bryon.. only by the ex
Ever Shoplifted: no never needed to
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont want to grow up thank you
What country would you most like to Visit: uummm all of them i havent been to
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short... very
Height: 6'2 or better
Weight: 230 plus
Best Clothing Style: im not his mommy dont need to dress him
Number of Drugs I have taken: most of them
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: ?
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few

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You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!

Borderline Personality Disorder


67%

Unipolar Depression


58%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


33%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


25%

Schizophrenia


25%

Eating Disorders


17%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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.. You scored as Sloth.

Sloth


75%

Lust


56%

Greed


44%

Pride


44%

Wrath


44%

Envy


25%

Gluttony


6%
Seven deadly sins
created with QuizFarm.com GIRL'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! GUY'S ENGLISH " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " - I'm tired " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you. " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? " I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

Music:

I listen to everything. I absolutely adore Aerosmith. I love Korn, Manson, Disturbed, Static X, I usually put my cd changer on shuffle and take my chances. I love Madonna, Tim McGraw, Paul Oakenfold, to name a few. The Flirting Quiz!
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Drugs. You search freedom, a touch, and an everlasting feeling of out of the wordlying beings.
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Who From Hogwarts Will Rape You? ( improved)
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Dob=Date Of Birth
nickname
favorite color
birth
_______ will rape you Snape(oooo! naughty,naughty girl)lol
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____ is the nuber of witnesses
___% you will enjoy it - 89%

___% he will enjoy it - 53%

___% hell do it more than once - 50%

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How Amazing Is Your Penis/Vagina?
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Your Sexual Tool is This Amazing - 73%

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Movies:

I am a scarey movie junky. I love House of 1000 Corpses, Resident Evil, Thirteen Ghosts, American History X, anything Edward Norton. I just watched Deliverance "squeal like a pig....." yuck!!!!
R Radiant
O Overwhelming
S Strange
H Honorable
E Enjoyable
L Light
L Lazy
E Emotional
L Legendary
Y Yummy
N Naughty
N Neglected
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Television:

I watch court tv. Sounds pretty boring but I love forensics.
How to make a busty shelle
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part silliness
1 part empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!
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Books:

I read true crime, serial murder stories and history(mob, organized crime, WWII, that kind of stuff). U CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP BUSTYSHELLE AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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Flirting Skill Level - 99%

Kissing Skill Level - 85%

Cudding Skill Level - 44%

Sex Skill Level - 75%

Why They Love You You are too good to be true.
Why They Hate You You bite.

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Heroes:

Aileen Wuornos The first female serial killer.
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Are You Good In Bed? You like to shock
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My Blog

yippee!!!!!!

I am a happy girl. I switched jobs.... finally. this job sucks but the people are okay. I hate my boss and I really want to quit also but rent and car payments have to be made. I think ...
Posted by shelle on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

hummm this is my life

So everything is very screwed up lately. I am sick and havent made it in to work. I also told a secret to the wrong person and she blew it... she told my secret and now I am under stress that currentl...
Posted by shelle on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST

what have I been up to?

I went out for Fat Tuesday.... It was a good time. Like always I ended up drunk... and dancing on the bar... Good times.. Thanks to dewey's roadhouse for not throwing drunk me out.. I think I tried to...
Posted by shelle on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

hahahaha men lie and kinda stink!!!!

Okay here is some advice/thoughts for men and some women... Never insist she's all talk... I am not and it makes me laugh when you back down(fuck boy)... I walk the walk and i talk the talk.. not...
Posted by shelle on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

online games

I have figured out that I really ought to not play games online... My nieces are shocked by the stuff I say when I lose.... not shocked... They have heard it before. I just shouldnt play these games. ...
Posted by shelle on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:43:00 PST

Resolutions... Does anyone keep these?

My new years resolutions went something like this..... First I want to stop looking over my shoulder waiting for the ex to arrive and try to kill me.. Second I want to weed out all the people who are ...
Posted by shelle on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:33:00 PST

It has been very interesting.....

This week has gone very well for me. I have a new boyfriend who is super nice to me. We seem to see eye to eye on most things and he is a ton of fun. He is totally not like Bryon.. He likes to see me ...
Posted by shelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm moving.....

I got into my apartment... move in day august 6. I am so happy. I cant wait to shop for new everything. I am happy I will actually be able to cook again. I think I will just spend the first week in th...
Posted by shelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid Boy

To be honest.. I haven't filed for a divorce yet. My husband has a new baby with another girl. They fight constantly and because I know she wants him divorced very much I won't do it. Not because I wa...
Posted by shelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

very sick.....

I went and saw Powerman 5000 last night.... loved it. They rocked if you could get over all the singer's stupid faces. I found my old friend... Yippee!! He is super sweet and cuter then I remembered....
Posted by shelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST