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About Me

I rock on a daily basis. I can out smart the mouse in the maze. I can find quarters behind your ears. I no the answers before the test ever gets written. You would not like me following whiskey, vodka or post morning whiskey, vodka. I think roller blading is gay. I think it is oK to not be so P.c. I like it when the odds are against me. I hate to lose. I can weild a straight sword with might. I love owls. I hate chicken. I am skinny but I prefer to be called "slender." I dig foosball a whole lot. I can not stand Eric Clapton. I listen to The Clash on a almost daily basis. It really bothers me when people mix navy blue and black together. I will kick your ass in thumb war. I will one day grow a neck beard, uni-brow and mullet, all at the same time and then run for mayor. I could stare at Robert Williams paintings for hours on end. I sometimes make designs with ashes in the ashtray. I have alot of things hanging on my walls. I like to ride in cabs.
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My Interests

Loud cars. Fire. Silver. Organic design. Wood grain patterns. Lowbrow Art. Bow Tie Dashboards. Distortion. Girls in Fishnets. Cigarettes. Rifles with scopes. Short form. Long form.

I'd like to meet:

Him. Her. Me. You. Them. it . that. and thensome.

Music:

Fist in the air. leg stommpin'. whiskey drinkin. broke dick guitar playin saddness. Harmonicas next to screaming. piano laid out over a trashcan. strobe lights and strippers in cages. Country roads. busy city streets. Birds over the ocean. children smoking their first ciggerette. loose skate board wheels. TR-808 909. Hip hop. slop. pop. punk. funk. dizzy noise.

Movies:

Kung-Fu, Zombie, Brain Eating Monsters, Cartoons, Anime, Action, Occult.

Television:

I enjoy a bit of the cable from time to time. I don't mind the television and I am not one of those it's rotting your mind types of people. If your using it to babysit your children more than 20 hours a week then I don't wanna hear any bitching when your kid starts wearing size 86 waist pants and crying out lines from an old re-run of friends. It will all be your fault.

Books:

Vargas, American Pin-Up & Japanese Pin-Up, Midori, Sailor Knoting, Old crime stories, fiction and poetry from prision, photography books, erotic art.

Heroes:

This guy at the square & ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SERVED OR ARE SERVING FOR OUR FLAG & ANYONE WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A DAMN TO STICK UP FOR WHAT THEY THINK IS RIGHT. No this does not mean that I support or advocate war or our goverment, you stupid ass douchebag.

My Blog

I do not have Methyphobia but I do have Zemmiphobia.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing. Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Acerophobia- Fear of sourness. Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. Acousticophobia- Fear of no...
Posted by McKelley on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

Need smoke eater at work.Hasta fucking pronto.My lungs hate me.
Posted by McKelley on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

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Turn the still life offStep the talkBackwards is an art learned from birthForward is the direction taken Against the wind and on a high roadYou choose what was handed to youTowards the smoke and the c...
Posted by McKelley on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

A long awaited end to a great start.

Many of you know my daughter and her mother. When my daughter was three months old I started a tattoo of her in honor of family for my daughter. It was of a charm that her mother had when she came to ...
Posted by McKelley on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

Starting the new year in a new place

Sky and I just moved into our own spot. If anyone cares to swing by for a visit lemme know.
Posted by McKelley on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

Tipping your bartender. The do's and do nots for your drinking action.

Hey kids here is how to be a good patron at the bar.Do give atleast one dollar on all well drinks or single mix drinks and pints of beer.If you fail to tip me I will remember you even on a busy night....
Posted by McKelley on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

Vodka is my best, worst friend ever in da whole world.

So word up to Stoli Vanilla Vodka and coke....It is a good match. Much like PB & J the SVV goes to the C.The problem is this.This tasty concoction will make you nearly invincible by all means and ...
Posted by McKelley on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

My fave person of all myspace history, this guy rawks the casbah.

Holy shizza folks.This man is my new hero.WARRIOR ON THE EDGE OF TIMEWhew, I am gonna go play some D&D now and then go buy some new 20 sided dice....
Posted by McKelley on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

Scientology and Marriage with Goose and Iceman.

I must have married Tom Cruise. The only movie he ever made that I liked was Top Gun and that was because I was too young to know any better. All I saw was flames and planes and explosions. And hello...
Posted by McKelley on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

Drummer Needed for Arroyo (del fuego)

I am no longer the drummer for Arroyo. I have left in search of money and freedom from financial bearing. Although I have not found it yet I am sure I will do better on my own. I could not have ...
Posted by McKelley on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST