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Arianne

then we'll pass the same poop back & forth forever

About Me

I love elephants, moustaches, whiskey, records, gym teachers, changing the time on my clock to fuck people up, whisper screaming, cleavage (i WILL stare, sorry), loungin in bed, high heels, going to teen movies @ a mall on opening night, casually talking to people in their sleep, playing in the ocean, sushi, dirtfags, being a food digger, watching my fish watch me, tall people, my fartgun, making up catch phrases, peeing in the river, being obsessive, eating grapefruit in the morning, being a tease, drunk ryan, watching asha fall... I was in a movie w/ ron jeremy AND lemmy but it wasn't a porn.I HATE Von Dutch and Ugg boots, and when I went home for the holidays, my fucking little sister had both! shit!!

My Interests

Brown, double jack on the rocks, your mom, bike riding drunk, truffle oil, making out, dry humping, drink links, making up band names, sandwiches, wine, twirling my hair, being a music snob, big headphones, green tea, dancing in my room, lap steel guitars and oh, FUCK SPOKEN WORD

I'd like to meet:

Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, Ray Davies, Amy Sedaris, the Dalai Lama, Iggy Pop, Tammy Faye, Steve Nash & David Cross...all at once.

Music:

Devo, Wire, Leonard Cohen, Warsaw, pretty things, Them, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rolling Stones, T-Rex, Merle Haggard, The Damned, Glass Candy, Syd Barrett, Mean Corner, The Unicorns, The Dead Boys, The Pagans, The Kinks, Willie, Drive Like Jehu, Numbers, The Gossip, Deerhoof, Television, The Jam, pink fairies, Pavement, x-ray specs, Motorhead, Radio Birdman, the kids, the undertones, the mummies, donovan, the stitches, the ballet, small faces

Movies:

Shakes the Clown, North Shore, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Warriors, Teen Witch, Say Anything, Barfly, Gummo, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Fresno Smooth, Drugstore Cowboy

Television:

Freaks & Geeks, The Young Ones, Mr. Show, family guy

Books:

Sedaris, Fante, Bukowski, Haruki Murakami, Roald Dahl, Ishmael, to kill a mockingbird, The Good Earth, Stupid White Men

Heroes:

Lorrie, Char & the Dalai Lama