I love my baby, God, peeling away large strips of chipped paint, getting wasted at Moose's by noon on a wednesday and having it be socially acceptable, throwing rocks at boys, floating down a river on a tube with a cooler of beer draggin behind, cardio boxing, snowboarding, white water rafting, and just being sexy.
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Name: They call me sweet bottom...
Birthday: 1/26/86
Birthplace: My mom's vagina
Current Location: The couch
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 8"
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Your Heritage: Black, French, a series of good looking people...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: Beer bellies and big trucks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What it do, bitch?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that baby pee?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My big black booty
Your Bedtime: Whenever my baby's sleeping
Your Most Missed Memory: L.A. with Shane
Chocolate or Vanilla: Men? chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Only when I feel like it
Do you Sing: People tell me not to...
Do you Shower Daily: Heck no I don't
Have you Been in Love: Just the one time
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: To Marc Malkin! Take that Brandi.
Do you belive in yourself: I love myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes I throw up in my mouth...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm fabulous
Are you a Health Freak: It doesn't look like it but yes
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom's my bff
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're pretty coo
Ever been Drunk: How do you think I got pregnant? I mean... once or twice...
Ever been called a Tease: Only by boys
Ever been Beaten up: No, I beat other people up
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a bracelette from the dollar store on accident once
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up... boooooooooo
What country would you most like to Visit: South Carolina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Both, that's why they invented the mullet.
Height: Taller than me
Weight: I like 'em big
Best Clothing Style: Preppy punk or very dirty workin' man
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 5 good ones and a lot of crap
Number of Piercings: Only 3 now
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Music:
Anyone who's a rockstar.
Movies:
the godfather, scarface, napolean dynomite, breakfast at tiffany's, amelie' (i know... subtitles - blah), gay porn... what?
Television:
I heart cable... football, dateline, forensic files, cold case files, investigators, body of evidence, grey's anatomy, desperate housewives, and who doesn't love a good fresh prince rerun?
Books:
Whatever's in the bathroom....
Heroes:
My NFL boyfriend Jake Scott, Heidi Fleiss, George Bush, Chelsea Handler, and Jack Black...
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whats your name spelt backwards?: why would i spell it backwards?
What did you do last night?: went to the gym
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: pictures of my baby
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: yes, i keep one in my back pocket so i can do it all the time
Last time you swam in a pool?: i don't remember but i hope i peed in it
What are you wearing?: capris and a black tank top
How many cars have you owned?: 2 and one was a gem let me tell ya
Type of music you dislike most?: creepy music that shreiks and dirty wanna be goth people listen to
Are you registered to vote?: heck yes i am and you better be too
Do you have cable?: i can't live without it
What kind of computer do you use?: toshiba laptop
Ever made a prank phone call?: when i was a kid. okay... yesterday
You like anyone right now?: all my bitches at fast toys
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: maybe if i was wearing depends
Furthest place you ever traveled?: new orleans
What's your favorite comic strip?: i don't read them but maybe i should
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: i don't even know all the words to the happy birthday song
Shower, morning or night?: never sucka
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: the breakup
Favorite pizza toppings?: olives
Chips or popcorn?: popcorn
What cell phone provider do you have?: alltel. booooooooo
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no. how embarrassing
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no
Orange Juice or apple?: apple
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: my mom
favorite chocolate bar?: i like the organic nutrition bars that are flavored chocolate
Who is your longest friend and how long?: besides my sister and whom i still talk to? shaner bainer puddin tainer ever since jh
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: yuck. i hate tomatos
Have you ever won a trophy?: back in the day
Favorite arcade game?: the bee game. yea i said it
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: i've never been that bored
Sprite or 7-UP?: i don't like pop
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: i had to wear a stupid visor at dairy queen. how embarrassing
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: i only get medicine there at the drive-thru
Ever thrown up in public?: not that i can recall... maybe in phillipsburg. we should go back there B.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: i'd take the green
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no. maybe with beer goggles.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: My little pony
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: as long as my stringy mop would grow
What message is on your voicemail machine?: it sound all professional now. boooooooo
Where would you like to go right now?: l.a.
Whats the name of your pet?: brodie
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: back pack? i sport the fanny pack, bitch
What do you think about most?: myself.
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