The Gospel, as spoke by..........
- Who, me? For the first and last time: [Swizz Beatz] It's me, bitches! [/Swizz Beatz]. Not no webmaster. Not no assistant. Not no slave paid $2ph. Just me. If you're looking for some benson-ran space, visit my music page: www.myspace.com/pdiZzZy
- Messages I get like ALOT of messages every single day. That's at least 45847687 minutes trying to hit everyone back. There's only 1440 minutes in a day and I work 1439 of those, so go figure. If I don't hit you back don't catch feelings. Time is money! Don't send me more messages asking why I haven't replied, or how you're no longer a fan, and stop letting me know you know that i've read your message. I ain't gonna reply any quicker!
- Friend Requests I don't accept randoms to get my numbers up. I ain't here to be Fonzie on some cool ish. If you send me a request, make sure you send a message with it.
- Music Im not an A&R. I ain't got time to sit on MySpace all day and give you feedback on your tunes. I don't wanna buy your beats. I ain't gonna get you a deal. Log off MySpace, shut down your computer and take your ass outside into the big world. It seems like everyone wants everything handed to them on a plate. Work for it!
- "Models" ...and I use that term loosely. Every second girl on MySpace claims to be one. Naaaaaaaah! Paying a photographer to take your pictures does not make you a model. The majority of you "eye candy" chicks ain't nothing more than "eye sores"
- Advertising I don't care about your event, CD or DVD, and im sure noone else does either. Take that ish to Ebay! Advertising on my page = Blocked. ($50 donated to my PayPal account and i'll turn a blind eye)
- Girls Gone Wild C'mon. You late 80s babies, im talkin to you. You 15, year old girls need to stop. My name ain't R.Kelly (shit, did I say that out loud?)
Regardless of how all the above may sound, I am a genuinely nice dude.. (I swear!) & look on the bright side, at least im honest ;)
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