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About Me

I am the ITCH that ITCH's Your trigger finger! I am the telephone operator that disconnects your phone call! I am the batteries that aren't included! I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am! I am the onions that stink in your eyes I am the switch that derails your train! I am the jailor who throws away the keys ! I am the surprise in your cereal box! I am the chill that runs up your spine! I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters! I am the low point on your sine wave! I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you ! I am the water balloon that lands right on your head! I am the plot twist in the second reel! I am the meter on the cab of justice ! I am the flea you cannot flick! I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries! I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor! I am the moth that seeks your porchlight! I am the blown fuse that blacks you out! I am the ham radio operator that scrambles your reception ! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime! I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your soul!WAAAAIIIIT! ooooops.....Wrong person, I'm from Port Elizabeth, the windy city of South Africa, but I have been living in Taipei, and enjoying the beauty of Taiwan's people and culture since February 2006. I am a sound engineer, programmer, producer, drummer and guitarist. I love playing, recording, writing and producing music. I love music, the arts and philosophy. I try not to take life too seriously and rather find the funny side of life, but appreciate serious conversation when i'm in the mood. I like to push boundaries in everything i do, and am always open to trying out new hobbies. Anyway, enough about me, tell me about you!

My Interests

Playing guitar, playing drums, recording and producing music, training super elite cyborg ninjas in secret training camps, hopscotch, drinking, hiking, swimming, intergalactic travel, Tai Chi, PC's, reading, movies, partying, shinju, shiny things, procrastination, mmm..whatever comes up

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, Jimmy Page, Al Jourgenson, Richard James

Music:

NIN, Front 242, Wumpscut, Tool, Frontline Assembly, Ministry, Joy Division, Bauhaus,Muse, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Skidrow, Whitesnake Megadeth, Slayer, Sting, Robbie Williams, Machine Head, Pantera, Tori Amos, The Darkness, Killswitch-Engage, The Killers, The Pixies, White Stripes, Jamoroquai, Coldplay, Metallica, Guns n Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, RATM, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spindoctors, The Black Crowes, David Bowie, Suzanne Vega, Sepultura,Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Apollo 440, Orbital, Beck, Moby,Debussy, Stravinsky, Shostakovich, Wagner, Rachmaninoff, Satie, Cage, Terry Riley,Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Buckshot LeFonque, Wynton Marsalis, John Coltrane, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone

Movies:

The Crow, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Crouching Tiger, Kill Bill, Sin City, Life of Brian, Search for the Holy Grail, Wayne's World 1&2, Austin Powers

Television:

C.S.I., OK, can't think of anything else on TV thats worth watching
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Books:

Douglas Adams-Hitchhikers Guide, Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, Terry Pratchett, 7 Habits, The Art of War, Tao Tse Tseng, Alice in Wonderland, The Tao of Pooh

Heroes:

Lao Tzu, Sun Tzu, Trent Reznor, Jimmy Page, Miles Davis, Johnny Depp
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My Blog

The truth I found in you

When I see your smile The light shines through the rain When I see your smile It feels like I could know no pain When I feel your touch Its like nothing I ever knew When I feel your touch Not...
Posted by Kenny on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

Social Disease

Chorus I am the virus, I am the disease. I have what it takes to make you pleased I am the killer, I am the cure. I have what it takes to make you pure I am corruption, I am the seed. I have wha...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Some of my writing

I finally decided to post some poems and songs I've written. Most of this was written between 1995 and 2002. I seem to have had writers block for the last 5 years..
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

Visions of Self

Imprisoned by your inner moral fearsWanting to let goof the dictated values we seem to bearTrying not to drown in the river of truthBlockaded by the corruption of manIndependence we all hold dearLost ...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

Stay Within

Verse 1 The honesty, which kept you whole, Has been long lost to sin. All the lies buried deep inside, Stay within. Chorus Your hearts never gonna break again. My loves never...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Suddenly So Cold

Verse 1 Everybody has a reason, and everyone has a dream. We all need a shoulder to cry on, 'coz all ups have their downs. But, everybody gets lonely, maybe I'm lonely too. 'Coz every night I thin...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

Some Sweet Sometime

Chorus 1 If only I knew the way. To take us back, to the first day. Of our some sweet sometime, our long lost lifetime. Verse 1 Thoughts of you, Used to set my mind adrift with memories bliss. ...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Don't Ever Bleed

I've sown the seeds, to appease the disease. But I've grown to need to release what I believe. As dark as the feeling As black as the pain of leaving. It's not as easy as it seems. I've given y...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

Crystal lies

Crystal lies linger on your breathe Crystal eyes hide yor emptiness Crystal lies linger in your wake Crystal eyes I anticipate Elysium eyes hide your regrets Crystal lies eeffervesce yor regret...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

Bereaved

Too long, too fast In the wrong direction Too long, can't last With corrupt intentions So wrong, outcast With bereaved contentions You took me to utopia Where you cut me down to size You gave ...
Posted by Kenny on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:10:00 PST