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About Me

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"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am." ~Joseph Baretti
First things first... I will NOT, repeat NOT, add you unless I know you, or I have a decent conversation with you, and even then don't expect it. Don't take it personally if I don't add you and I have no idea who the hell you are. Also, I'm not interested in how big your cock is, I don't want to meet you and fuck and your cheesy pick-up lines will not get you anywhere.
As for me, I'm not fake, two-faced, a liar or a cheater, I'm true to myself as well as my friends and like to surround myself with those who are the same. I love to laugh and have a good time, but really, who doesn't. College is great, except for the whole going to class thing. One of these days I'll finish school and follow the family tradition of being a doctor. I wish the country was more educated, less arrogant, and more open-minded. My parents raised me as a refined girl with a bit of expensive taste. Darwin is my homeboy. I enjoy going out for coffee. I'm scared of the dark. And of roaches. I wish caffiene could be administered intravenously . I do lots of volunteer work. I have an OCD about the way my closet should be organized. I love cheesy jokes, and generally anything that is corny. I thoroughly enjoy smoking in cold weather. I love a nice glass of wine with dinner. I live for Saturday night out! I'm go with the flow. I don't know how to cook, but living alone has forced me to attempt often, and often miserably. I have the uncanny ability to make an ass of myself. I MUST buy something at a sale. I have a love for learning, and a love for science. I try to be knowledgable in many topics, and welcome someone who can teach me more. I'm not a snob, I just know the difference - having discriminatory taste is not a bad thing. I love live bands and concerts even if I don't know who it is that's playing. I love being lazy but always end up feeling guilty about it. I could live off of sushi and raw oysters. I put too much pressure on myself and am an over achiever. I'm not a picky eater, and those that are perplex me. I've learned that everything should be taken in moderation, including moderation. I never go to bed when I should. I'm not very tidy and can never find anything, especially when it's where it's supposed to be. I'm never afraid to dance alone. I am a cornucopia of useless information. I like to go fast in fast cars. I love to fish, particularly deep sea fishing, although it's been ages since I've been. I am one of the few curly haired people of the world that LOVES their hair. I have little patience. I love to snowboard. Sometimes I cry. I have an obsession with straight, white teeth. I am not fond of children, and fear the thought of ever being responsible for raising one. I detest the uncanny ability of mosquitos to bite me in the oddest places. I can't figure out if I want to quit smoking. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I enjoy being a tourist in my own city. I'm a firm believer in "whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are right." I love the beach, although I hate the sand. I want to live in Cyprus, my favorite place in the world. There is little I won't do, and even less I haven't done already. I love scary movies, but refuse to watch them alone. I like to think I get it from my mamma. I have a love for martini bars playing jazz music. I am a proud member of MENSA. A friend once described me as a drama ninja. I love cold pillows and sheets when I am in bed. I enjoy going out to bars and clubs and making fun of people. I'm not a feminist. But I am very feminine. I live in the chocolate city and am proud of it. I sometimes wish picking your nose was socially acceptable. However, digesting your findings should remain unacceptable. I cherish the friendships I have. I'm questionably obsessed with the platypus and the penguin. I'm not a morning person. I work best under pressure. I love Easter for one sole reason: Cadbury Cream Eggs. I love to travel and do it quite often. My favorite hangouts are the Hooka Cafe and my hot tub. I'm a feng shui addict. I like to believe that chivalry is not dead, although many men prove me wrong. I will not eat at the same table with someone who has bad table manners. Even though people don't believe me, I'm a nerd. Make-up is an art, not a right. I can not stand when people do not return texts or phone calls. I don't want to grow up cuz I'm a Toys R Us kid.
"Religion is like underwear. When worn on the inside, it supports you; it comforts you. When its worn on the outside it's bad manners. When it's worn over your head, you just look stupid." - Todangst
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." - Thomas Henry Huxley
Your Stripper Song Is
She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.
"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!"
You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Seduction Style: Siren
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody with an interesting thought in their head and would be willing to share it in an educated manner. How I despise ignorance!...although I have heard it is bliss. Hmmm... maybe I have been approaching life all wrong...

nothing says bliss like two self centered, arrogant people, madly in love with each other, but more importantly with themselves, enjoying a life of materialism, laughing at others' expense, great sex, and stimulating conversations

Music:

Literally everything from opera to bluesgrass to new age. Excluding country. For the love of god, no country. I don't like to hear about wives leaving and dogs dying.

Incubus and 311 above all!!!!

Movies:

V for Vendetta is my new favorite
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Swordfish
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
The Labrynth
Fightclub
The Breakfast Club
Uzumaki
The Goonies
Snatch
Best in Show
Cecil B. Demented
Dane Cook comedy
Dangerous Beauty
The Doors
The Sweetest Thing
Stigmata
Ringu
Toy Story 1 and 2
A Beautiful Mind
Down With Love
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Grudge
Napolean Dynamite
Dogma
Kill Bill 1 & 2
any foreign film with subtitles
The Dark Crystal
Blow
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
The Mothman Prophecies
The Matrix trilogy
Hackers
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Omen
Ice Age 1 and 2
Gia
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Memoirs of a Geisha
Thank You For Smoking (GREAT!!)
Talledaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Gone in 60 Seconds
Big Fish
Malibu's Most Wanted
Mean Girls
Little Miss Sunshine
post more as they come to me...

Television:

Law & Order, specifically SVU
Grey's Anatomy
[Adult Swim] fanatic
Scrubs
Seinfeld
any forensics program
House
any show on A&E, TLC, Discovery Channel
Project Runway
Top Chef
any court show
almost any reality t.v. program that doesn't make me feel stupider once it has ended
everything on Comedy Central

Books:

Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini - Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg
How Does Aspirin Find A Headache? - David Feldman
anything by Friedrich Nietzsche
The Templar Legacy - Steve Berry

Heroes:

My Blog

St. Valentine can kiss my ass

a paper i wrote not too long ago, found it fitting considering love is in the air and all that crap. Twenty four years old and single. Not newly single, but single long enough. Some would say that it'...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."

I have some food in my bag for youNot the edible food, the food you eat, noPerhaps some food for thoughtSince knowledge is infiniteIt has infinitely fell on me"The best revenge is massive success." - ...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Phenomenal Woman

Phenomenal WomanPretty women wonder where my secret lies.I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think Im telling lies.I say,Its in the reach of my arms,...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

sigh

How many times do I have to be reminded not to expect anything from anyone? It all just leads to disappointment ...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST

The best birthday present ever! BASTARD!

So I arrive home from a long day of school, studying, etc. etc. Walk into my house, set my things down, let my dogs out, and BAM! OMG WTF?I walk outside to find my car has been a victim of.... dum dum...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

The bubble of delusion

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Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

People, please use your brains...

An appeal to theists to think rationally, and an appeal to atheists to do your part to help them. Please read and pass it on by hitting "reply to poster" and cutting and pasting the html into a new b...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:32:00 PST

Do your part to help!

So there is this screen saver you can download to your computer that actually helps find a cure for cancer. You install the screen saver and when it runs, it connects to a server at the Univeristy of...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST

Me to a T

Rising Sign is in 28 Degrees ScorpioYou tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive and, at times, quite difficult to understand. Others notice your deep emotions and feelings and wonder how to draw you out...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:07:00 PST

Useless knowledge

1.Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton..2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".4. A raisin dropped...
Posted by Snazzy Yazzy on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST