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The Mike Pnis Experience

Half-Man, Half-Amazing

About Me

Mere words can't even begin to describe me. I'm like nobody you've ever, or will ever meet.

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Rock-N-Roll.

I'd like to meet:

I don't discriminate I'm an equal opportunity friend. I'd like to meet the girl who gave me the red bumps around my genitalia (joke), your grandma's daughter (otherwise known as yo momma), and any children that might belong to me (in reference to one night stands).

Music:

Whatever moves my donkey. Give me a cordless hairbrush, a mirror, and great music... and I'll spend countless hours getting my American Idol on.

Movies:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (I laughed), 50 First Dates (I cried), Vivid Video (I masturbated), Coming to America, and anything with Tom Cruise.

Television:

HD Pornography, Indigenous Nudity on the Discovery Channel, and CNN... for worldly matters.

Books:

School Books

Heroes:

My mom. Then in no particular order... Jesus Christ, Tyler Durden, Ferris Bueller, people with disabilities, drug dealers, drug dealers with disabilities, Bob Barker, Donald Trump, and individuals making our world a better place to live.