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About Me

I'm Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway and I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together. Be advised: I'm mean, nasty and, tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. I like to drink a case of beer, power puke, and go on a PT run, just for fun... For all you nasty-ass civilians who don't know what PT is, let me enlighten you. It has something to do with running for miles all around my beautiful Camp Pendleton so I don't become a fat food blister. Now you know. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face. I'm a Recon Marine, and have a platoon of well trained killing machines. The other day, I almost got my head blown off at a live fire gun range. I told the guys, "While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbors dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!" Then I made them do push ups until one of their hearts popped. No biggie though, Marines adapt and overcome... even popped hearts. Good to go? No really, good to go?! O' FUCK ME RIGHT?! Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with a "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face? That's what I tell tough guys when I get thrown in the CLANK for public intoxication, which is usually a bi weekly occurrence. Hell, just last night I kicked some dudes ass at the Enlisted Club, then pulled his spinal column through his nostrils! Oohrah!

My Interests

With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me. I like to kill, pillage, and burn. A little puntang here and there never hurt either. You know, the usual taking of goods by force, especially in time of war. Did I mention Kill? Oohrah!!!

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a few good men... Marines you imbeciles! Also, any youngster ready to build a life in the Corps. Not some Fag-etti thinking to himself, "I wish I was back in New Jersey, watching the Flintstones." Those people are stupid, nasty-ass civilians! Anyone not scared to throw a swab on the deck, be squared away, and NOT spread scuttle-butt about their Gunny to the local Pilipino bath houses... umm.. where did that last part come from?? Whatever. I just want to make lifetakers and heartbreakers! Always remember, the United States' Marines are lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it!! Oohrah.

Music:

Marine Corps Cadences of course. My favorite goes a little like this ::MODEL A FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS. MOUTH FULL OF PUSSY AND A HAND FULL OF ASS:: I don't like none of that devil worship bullshit you nasty-ass civilians listen to. I do, however, like a little gangster rap now and again.

Movies:

Heartbreak Ridge, NO SHIT HUH?! Also, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, and Platoon. Anything in English! I am not here because I want to take long showers with you assholes; I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla. Comprende?

Television:

Anything that has to do with killing, or has my favorite actor Clint Eastwood in it.. I really like him Any show about the Military or burning villages! The OC and Sex and the City are pretty good I guess... in a Fag-etti way! But my absolute favorite show is Mail Call with R. Lee Ermy. Me and Ole' Gunny Ermy got a couple whores in Nam once.. good times.

Books:

I like reading SOPs when I join a new command, so I can be squared away. Good 2 go?! I also like to read inspiring stories of Marines who acted heroically in past battles, to my Marines, so they get all "enlightened" and don't act like pussies when the rounds start comming down range. Also, the Commandant's reading list. NO SHIT HUH?! That fat food blister Tom Clancy is one author created for the service man. Especially for a lean, mean, fighting machine like your local U.S. Marine! Rumor has it, my dickhead Major reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in an orderly proficient military manner. Now, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!

Heroes:

Chesty Puller Visit some of the Gunny's friends pages! www.RonPaul2008.com www.MichaelSavage.com www.911mysteries.com www.wtc7.net

My Blog

Gunny's on his way back home

Howdy all my wonderful friends. Gunny's been down lately. I guess they're sending me home. Yesterday, while shaving with my killing knife and cold water, a camel spider came into my tent. Now for all ...
Posted by Gunny Highway on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

Gunny's Little Experience

So last night, Gunny wanted to go out on the town, and do the usual... drinking, being merry, and of course, a few pushups in the bathroom every half hour to ensure my arms look buff. So I got ...
Posted by Gunny Highway on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:27:00 PST