I'd like to meet:

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DJ Shadow, DJ Premier, El-P, Madlib, People Under the Stairs, Weathermen, Beyonce, Jessica Alba, Kelis, Scarlett Johansson, Adrianna Lima, Manny (Being Manny), Big Papi, and anyone that hates the Yankees, Colts, and Duke

Music:

def jux crew, stones throw massive, rhymesayers crew, Prhymemates (SA, TX), Tone Def Systems (W. Lafayette, IN), Sixtoo, Buck 65, DJ Shadow, golden-era hip-hop, 60s-70s jazz, anything with beats

Movies:

stuff by Tarantino, Kubrick, Fear and Loathing..., mostly indy films and comedies

Television:

South Park, Aqua Teens,Seinfeld, Scrubs, Daily Show, My Name is Earl, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Now I Can Die in Peace (Bill Simmons), Any Hunter S. Thompson, any Chuck Klosterman, anything by the editors of egotrip (RIP), and old issues of Life Sucks Die

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Miles Davis, David Axelrod, KRS-ONE, Chuck D, De La Soul, Walter Payton, Glen Rice, Randall Cunningham, Barry Sanders, The Schill, Josh (Yankee-slayuh) Beckett, Pedro Martinez, Theo Epstien, Bobbito Garcia, and tha fam