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Robot Monster

you don't have to be good looking to be a bad ass

About Me

Listen to Robotmonster's First Album:
"You Don't have to be Good Looking to be a Bad Ass"

ROBOTMONSTER VIDEOS:
"Pandamonium" by V2
Don't worry bout the heather - Robotmonster/i?
The lovely and incomparable Veronica Velasquez made this video out of the goodness of her own heart. peep her genius.

ONAKA PEKO PEKO (HOME MADE) BKLYN-MADE

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/9/2004
Band Website: you're fucking looking at it.... for now.
Band Members: GEORGE QUAIVER: Lead Vocals / Guitar / Keyboards / Bass / Programming / Nuttyness

George aka: geeq's, GQ, Joji, Kanpai-Joji!, GeeQue Hailing from the Planet KuruKuru, he travelled to Brooklyn via Tokyo, on a starship made from Stainless Daikon (the strongest material on his home world). His planet was destroyed in a raging global civil war and he is the sole survivor of the KuruKurus. He fights for truth, justice, and MSG.

JUSTIN CLEMONS: Guitar / Beats & Programming / Keyboards / Bass / Vocals / Drums / Crunkyness

Justin aka: saru, sarubozu, bozu, no more fighting hails from factory .31a230 on the Sattelite Station KokoWaDoko. He was created for manual labor, but became self aware and escaped to Earth. Crash landing in Tokyo and eventually travelling to Brooklyn his A.I. evolved his purpose to create music to dance to.

Influences: kaa.. me... ha.. me..haaaaa!!!!..Electronics, oxygen, carbon, and booby technology, pain, pleasure, more pleasure in your pants, games, fun, drinking, dancing sex, girls, sex with girls, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, is what I think about when I can't go to sleep, guitars, drums, centrifugal forces keeps us down, gravity keeps us down, physics keeps us configured, Magnetic fields exist, water evaporates and freezes, flouride makes your babies teeth strong, toothpaste, shoe paste, liver paste, food, food, fu fu sleeping, shitting, pellit shits, school, work, play, love foreplay, crap whereever you want, on whatever you like, you, me, him, karma, satan, superman & batman, chinko dijinero, Robert De Niro, Puerto Rico, ahh Chinko de Mayo, Kyupie?! Japanese Food, JAPAN, nyc, BROOKLYN!!, more fun, more time, more cheese, chess, trivial pursuit, pursuite that are trivial, are you actually reading this? blot clots, spot, and dots, iron lungs, hip hop, rock, blues, music, beethoven, creepy, crunchy, corny, fucking radicaliferous, making up new words, drinking, shaba shaba, jabba the hut, enforcing, reaching, looking, searching, pooing, picking, apples, fruits of labor, the labor of fruit, jam, jelly, and preserves, pineapples, oceans, tectonic plates, continents, katamari damachi, dakara, ra~rararararara katamari damashiii~~, hanamizu katamari, kuso kuso katamarii~~... MyGen Profile Generator
Sounds Like: Everything and nothing... but, all at the SAME TIME. oooooh...
Record Label: 313
Type of Label: None

My Blog

ROBO MON'S FULL ALBUM UP ON THE PROFILE!

Hey, I just loaded Robomon's full album in a flash player... see below.
Posted by Robot Monster on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

TOP 24

THIS TOP 24 REPRESENTS:FANS: i think we have 2 that aren't our immediate friendsFRIENDS: Hi&SCANTILY CLAD IMPORT MODELS! FUCK YES! (I mean cause really... That's what myspace is for; borderline po...
Posted by Robot Monster on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

RM in tha HAWS

HEY YOU,ROBOTMONSTERISCOMINGBACK!FROM YOU
Posted by Robot Monster on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST

does any one read this fucking shit?

hello? is this making a sound?
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

www.one.org

break your selves on the 4th of jooly   break break break   www.makepovertyhistory.com www.one.org time is valuable, time is in the system clock.  you can reset it, but never forget it...
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shabba

Shabba
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revenge of the Shit.

so, this, is, the, way, to, go. sith kinda sucks.   i'm sure everyone has noticed that its an anagram of shit. ® ¤ B° + |\/| ¤ |\| 5 + E R
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*~~~PLEASE COMMENT AND RATE OUR SONGS~~~*

Hey comment and rate the songs so we know how it makes you feel!! holler!
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

take

a dump
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

itadakimaaanko

dddddoddoonpachi!!kesa no manko wa chotto shiketeita....... wwwwooooooooooowwwww... dddddoooo n pachiii!
Posted by Robot Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST