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About Me

25 year old rapper/DJ/promoter from Milton Keynes. Love goin out or hittin the road with my mates, I drink alot, I laugh alot, I'm a pretty thoughtful geeza I reckon! when I'm in a relationship I'll go out of my way to make her smile. Don't know what else to put really, these sort of things sound shit when you read them cos you can't here a tone if you know what i mean?! Aint too clued up on all this web page bollocks!!!! I've been writin lyrics since I was 11 and been on the mic since I was 14. I'm into alot of stuff really. Love raves, happy hardcore, gabba, oldskool n all that. Currently tryin to kick this hi hop thing off propa (music page comin soon). I'm a bit random and basically i'm in a world of my own, but it aint bad here actually, I quite like it!! I've got a pretty dry sense of humour which borderlines offensive (to some people!)Writtin lyrics is my way of expressin myself, have a look the lyrics I've written and tell me what you think. Wanna meet new interestin people of any age really. Also if you're into British hip hop and you write lyrics get in touch. Or if you're a scratch DJ or beatboxer, I run a night called Homegrown and always on the look out for new talent. Also If you're into happy hardcore get in touch, gotta keep the scene alive!!! PEACE
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My Interests

Hip Hop, Happy Hardcore, Drum n Bass, Tekno, Free parties in the woods in summer time!! Blowin up my 20 quid dinghy and gettin caught in rip tides, pirate hats, seein pretty girls smile!! bit of boozin, drunken press-ups, Everton FC, mexican waves on trains,road trips, colour blindness, badgers on quadbikes, bon toshin, writin lyrics, curry, chicken, shiney objects, sharp objects, objects in general, objecting to objects and pointing out objectives, those marker pens that smell like fruit n that, sharks, abstract t-shirts, no strings sex.

I'd like to meet:

TONY BLAIR- In a dark ally on my walk back from the pub on a friday night PISSED OUT MY FUCKIN SKULL.CAROL VORDERMAN- Think I'd get on propa well with her. do some number crunchin n that, after we've shagged eachother sensless ofcourse.THE MAN THAT INVENTED STELLA- To ask him what it is that sends you completely divy on it. I bloody love that stuff, but sometimes Stella Simon does everythin in his power to embarass sobre Simon or make things difficult for him the next day.THE PERSON THAT MADE UP THE WORD ''GASH''- Cos its a fuckin amazin word, and it sounds great. e.g. ''Nah I aint goin to that party man, reckon its gonna be gash'', ''he can't kick a ball to save his life, he's gash'', ''watched some real gash programme on tele last night''. And my favourite- OI LOVE, NICE GASH''.MC's THAT SOUND THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE- To tell them to sort it out!!CHICO- Takin him out the car boot, smashin both his knees with a sledge hammer, rippin out his poxy vocal chords with Tony Blairs spine (if he has one), and leavin him on the M6 for the rush hour traffic to admire.

Music:

Hip Hop, Happy Hardcore, D&B, Tekno, Queen, U2, Oasis, Royksopp, I'd like to protect Shakira, The Verve, Funky House, Trance, Deep soulfull house, dub, White Stripes, Lemon Jelly, Prodigy (cant stand it when people cant prenounce it properly, fuckin ''Progidy''!!), Jehst, Lewis Parker, Plan B, Akala, Hellfish, ska, Yungun, Nas, Tim Exile, tearout jungle. I love alot of different sorts of music to be honest, anythin that aint fake bollocks!!

Movies:

Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Football Factory, all the Final Destinations, the bit at the start of Monsters Inc with them birds on a telephone wire and that big one comes down and fucks everythin up, Scarface, Little Big Man, White Chicks, Anchor man, Fear and loathing in las vegas, Lock stock, Snatch, Halfbaked, 28 days later, The Krays.

Television:

Neighbours, Two pints of lager, Alan Partridge, The Office, Snuff Box, South Park, The ferocious mr fix it, Only fools and horses, Nevermind the buzzcocks, The mighty boosh, pretty much anythin offensive! or anythin that has has messege worth hearin.

My Blog

VERY VERY SOON!!

Not long now til I get my music page up n runnin. It's gonna be different to the hip hop most are used to I think, but at the end of the day thats just me!
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

LATERS

Well its, Distorted View crawlin outta the woodwork, puttin all my bad times into a good verse, head above the grain in the quicksand of routine, a change in my surroundins is needed I mean, I cant st...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

F.T.P -Free To Party

We're like stampeadin horses, joinin forces, doesn't make a difference what mine n yours is, here together to fight for the causes, big babylon want our downfalls's, we wanna do this but we don't want...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:28:00 PST

PiSs On LoVe - for the broken hearted

I've opened my heart n got laughed at how harsh is that? I piss on love cos it aint shit like a stab in the back, it never rains but it pours n I dance in water, damagin my liver with a tall bar order...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST

Second verse of a song about monotony

I've seen my friends turn from puffin on weed to sellin charly, poisonin eachother like a kamikazee army, its barmy, should be lookin out for one another keep eachother out of danger safe n harm free,...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:21:00 PST

Somethin I wrote for a girl

Life's bitter not like the Murphy's I'm surfin on the surface of beauty, her curves suit me, raisin up my hand to form a salute, but shoot me if I never set sail with the loot, I cant compute, my brai...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST

Kiddies Rhymes (normally write serious stuff, but it helps to have a rest!!

Mary had a little lamb, it bleeted night n day, and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to say,you're a dirty rotten slag love, and everybody knows,do yourself a favour n keep ya fuckin legs c...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:52:00 PST

All Of This

Equipt to write scriptures, quick to paint pictures, grip Bics with vision n a pissed up diction, nuff mixed up friction in this land we reside in, rhymes I'm recitn keep my head in one peice, from al...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:18:00 PST

On The Pull (Oi faahckin Oi!!)

We're playin these girls never mind the details lovin all the females in the placealong comes Dezire n sits down beside ya said you got a beautiful face, she said ta very much but I'm missin my bus n ...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST

Somethin for when you feel bottom of the barrel

Red Stripe lyricist handcuffed writst, shackles round my ankles its a struggle to exist in this, sickness where many man think twisted, puttin pen to paper praise the Lord for my gift, mind boggles be...
Posted by SHERLOCK BONEZ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST