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Sir - Josh - Alot

I'm all cock. No cliterous is out of my range.

About Me

I'm about 6'2, & nope, no eyes of blue...lol. I have thick, {curly when it's long) black hair. My warm & sexy brown eyes are loving. I have full sensuous lips and have been told I am an excellent kisser. I've got an interesting, oriental Tribal dragon tatoo on my upper left arm & I do plan on adding more with time. I'm a muscular, tall & trim 195 lbs. but its all muscles. I am an easy-going, easy-to- get-along-with, happy-go-lucky kind of guy. I am a kind of old-fahioned guy when it comes to dating because I believe in non-polyamorous relationships (1 man for 1 woman). I believe that if I want to really give my soul to building a relationshhip with a woman, I feel that the only way to give it my all, is to be focused only on her, no one & nothing else. Pillow hopping, bed hopping or speed dating are NOT the way to live in my book. I'm a 1 man to 1 woman dater, not having 3 dates with 3 diff. girls in 1 day. I dont have 1 on the phone, 1 at the back door leaving while 1 is ringing the front door, arriving. I also believe that its not where you go or how much you spend on a date, Its who you are with and what you say and feel that makes or breaks a date. I believe that a woman, all women, should be treated with respect, anytime, everytime. Anytime, that is, unless she treats me like shit. I also LOATHE guys that dont treat women with respect. Some of my closest friends have described me as a scary kind of guy when I'm pissed off. When I am pissed off, I am a grizzly bear but when I am not pissed,I am a loving teddy bear. I am an eclectic mix of Scottish, Welsh, Irish and whatever else with 1/2 of me being Puerto Rican but Nope, I dont speak spanish. I treat everyone with respect as long as they treat me with the same respect. In the near future (meaning like when I find a job that allows piercings) I'm getting my lebret done. I've decided to grow out my goatee again and maybe grow my hair a little longer, butI am not sure how long though. Aim - PuertoRicoSexGod
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... unique
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name Josh
birthday January 24
birthplace Somerville, New Jersey
eye color Brown
hair color Black
favorite band(s) Godsmack, Ying Yang Twins, Slipknot, Crossfade, Trapt, H.I.M., Stone Sour, Disturbed
favorite movie(s) All the Blades, The Ringer, Grandmas Boy, hell i love movies in general
best friends Benny (R.I.P.), D, Benson, Michelle, Jess, Jenny, Soy, Chelsey,
straight/bi/gay Straight
height 6'2"
weight 195 lbs.
brother's Jorge, Roman, Michael, Ryan, and Dalton
sister(s) Kayla
beer/liqour Beer
sign Aquarius
tattoos/piercings Tattoos
how many tattoos do you have? 2
How many piercings? 0
whips, chains, or handcuffs? All of them damnit :-D
Favorite past time for you Backyard wrestling....N.E.W. Motherfuckers!!!!
smoker/nonsmoker Smoker
What means the world to you? Family, Friends and Trust
Hobbies Watchin movies, workin, hangin out with friends
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J Juicy
O Organic
S Shy
H Hot
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Personality cocktail
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
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My Interests

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Superman 80% Spider-Man 80% Hulk 75% The Flash 70% Supergirl 63% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 53% Robin 53% Catwoman 50% Batman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My favorite...
...color is Black
...movies are Blade, Blade II, Blade: Trinity
...song is "Wait & Bleed" - Slipknot
...food is Chinese
...TV show is WWE Raw
...beer is Budweiser
...type of movie is Comedy and Horror
...band is Slipknot
...lizard is Savanah Monitor
...creature (fake) is Grim Reaper

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Your 2005 Song Is
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"

In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sergeant Stiffy What's Your Porn Star Name?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Alchemist.

Where You Lived: China.

How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life? Take the quiz:
Are You Hot?

You are Smokin Hot
You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal. Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally.

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65% New York City
50% Chicago
50% Las Vegas
50% Los Angeles
45% Denver Which American Cities Best Fit You?
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Your kiss is ... gentle
Your hugs are ... gentle
Your eyes ... show your gentle soul
Your touch is ... much desired
Your smell is ... refreshing
Your smile is ... hypnotising
Your love is ... much desired
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not into hardcore drugs. Likes to talk, because I'm not much of a talker. Likes to cuddle (meaning females), basically show affection. Any female that can care for me as much as I would care for them. And has a wide variety of taste for music and movies. Cause I love to watch movies and I listen to damn near every genre of music.

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Music:

Rammstein, Slipknot, Korn, Manson, Good Charolette, ICP, Eminem, Stone Sour, Disturbed, Skindred, 50 Cent, Mannie Fresh, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys, Ludacris, Usher, Ill Nino, Kittie, Otep, Ra, The Rasmus, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Within Temptation, From Autumn to Ashes, Killswitch Engage, Powerman 5000, Rob Zombie, Metallica, Unloco, Aerosmith, Yellowcard, Hoobastank, Oleander, Green Day, Papa Roach, Velvot Revolver, Godsmack, Mudvayne, Outcast, Ice Cube, Chingy, Linkin Park, Savage Garden, Ying Yang Twins, Nirvana, Breaking Benjamin, Boyz II Men, The Rasmus, Murderdolls, Cradle of Filth, Dope, Coal Chamber, Static-X, Flaw ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? Take the quiz:
What piercing are you?

Surface
the dark one... mysterious, you keep to yourself and dont mix well with others, but you dont want to either. you like to be alone and dont like to go out clubbing and having fun (thats not a bad thing - im like you!)

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What Band's Symbol are You?

Slipknot's Symbol
Slipknot's symbol represents you best. You can be evil at times, and even be satanic. You love loud music and probably like black or death metal. You're cool.

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Movies:

Blade I & II, Blade: Trinity(fucking amazing), Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Event Horrizon, Eurotrip, Road Trip, Old School, Hackers, Equilibrium, Queen of the Damned, Grind, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Saw I & II, Twisted, Seven, The Crow, Butterfly Effect, Dodgeball, The Punisher, Spiderman I & 2, Hellboy, X-Men I & II & III, Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The Rundown, Walking Tall, Scorpion King,Desperado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, S.W.A.T., Taking Lives, Homeroom, Lost Boys, Tank Girl, The Boondock Saints, Suicide Kings, Interview with the Vampire, The Devils Advocate, The Matrix, I Robot, Independence Day, Ace Ventura I & II, National Lampoons Senior Trip, Van Wilder, The entire collection of Nightmare on Elm Street, School of Rock, Master of Disquise, All Police Acedemy's, Club Dread, Super Troopers, Half Baked, How High, Blazing Saddle's, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Flubber (with Robin Williams), What Dreams May Come (badass flick), Without a Paddle, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Bad Boys I & II, Joe Dirt, Something's Gotta Give, Gothica, House on Haunted Hill, 13 Ghost, Wrong Turn, Fear Dot Com, Darkness Falls, Session 9, Hostel, Cabin Fever, Chronicles of Narnia, King Kong (2005), Chicken Little, Date Movie, The Shaggy Dog (2006), Fun with Dick and Jane, Last Holiday, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Walk the Line, The Covenant, The Prestige, Click, Over the Hedge and many many many many more.....
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What Horror Movie Creature/Killer Are You???
Demon
You posses young people, such as little girls(exorcist)...or peoples hands(idle hands)...you freak!

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Television:

WWE, Law & Order: SVU, Charmed, South Park, Fuse, MTV 2, MTV JAMS, MTV HITS, Fuse, Uranium and the new shows on Fuse with Metal Mistress Juliya, Numbers, CSI, Bones, any crime show like those .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which drug are you?
Mushrooms, Shrooms
You dont like boring plans. You like spontaneous moments. Even if that means you think you saw a cow jump over the moon

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What cartoon are you?
Family guy

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You Are 32% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you. How Selfish Are You?

Books:

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What kind of bf/gf are you?((with pix))

romantic
You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...you know just they way to be in a relationship! Don't change anything and good luck!

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Heroes:

My family, My best friends D and Benny. My second set of parents Mom and dad Williams, Randy, Jess, Jenny
Your Birth Month is January
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona

Your gemstone: Garnet

Your flower: Snowdrop

Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
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My Blog

ok night

So I had a pretty good night last night. Didn't really do much. After work I went home took a shower and then went up to my grandmothers for dinner. Since she had some left overs I took some so Jenny ...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:23:00 PST

Ugly

I feel like complete and uder shit.  I feel like the ugliest son of a bitch alive. But oh well, such is life.
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

My Star Wars horoscope

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting p...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthdate meaning.....very true from what I've heard

Your Birthdate: January 24 Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized. You may also become the mediator and peacemak...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keys to my heart.....exactly

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're l...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long ass fucking survey

[ .01. ] first name: Josh [ .02. ] middle name: Carlin [ .03. ] last name: Camacho [ .04. ] nickname(s): Reaper, Serial Killer, Tard, Fuzzy, Puerto-Cracker, Slow motion, Juicy, Sexy Puerto Rican [...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun facts

+ your name: Josh + your gender: male + age: 21 + height: 6'2" + hair color: black + eye color: brown + fears: being alone and loss SECTiON 2 [ HAVE YOU EVER ] + fallen off the bed?: yea +...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Sometime you've got to say hey; I'm gonna Fuck you softly"

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Am I a failure if I got nothing to lose, No, I'm not a failure, I got something to prove "

I'm not listening, not anymore The more I learn, the more I ignore I'm not listening, not anymore The more I hear, the more I ignore No I'm not listening, not anymore, No Cause You gotta b...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucked up few weeks.

This has been one hell of a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks ago I started hanging out with a friend of mine that I worked with at Netherworld. Well, she lives in Conyers so whenever I had free time...
Posted by Puerto-Cracker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST