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Alana

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am an authentic individualist... an ethical hedonist... and a romantic sensualist, who is seeking my match. I am a sassy Cosmopolitan, world traveled and fluent in five languages.


I am straight-shooter who reveres the truth and detests BS, & phony people. I tend to think outside the box and am a non-conformist. I am offbeat, multi-dimensional and march to my own drums.
I will never be "politically correct" or a "Yes-woman". I do consider myself a female Dr. Phil and will always say it as it is. If this is offensive to you, don't befriend me. I was raised to tell the truth and it's part of who I am. My Sun Sign is Sag, the truth seeker.
(My rising sign is Scorpio, my Moon sign is Scorpio) and my book is entitled: "The Naked Truth." ( How to be every woman's dream-lover) and "Advice from the Love-Goddess". Check them out in the Book section. You can order them directly from me.
I am strong on the outside and soft on the inside. I am very passionate and have a tendency to be polemic at times. As a Scorpio I'm teritorrial. I share my toys, but not my boys.
Here's the best rule to get along with me: Play it straight! NO fibbing... NO games, NO wasting my time and we should get along just fine. Patience is NOT my virtue, so wating around for people is not an option, since I value my time.
I am NOT your average female. I ain't materialistic and long for the things that money cannot buy. I don't care what car you drive ( as long as you have one ) or how much $$$ money you make ( as long as you have some )
However, as a European I am big on respect, good manners, honesty and integrity. I dispise vulgarity, so please guys with "one track minds", click next now! What I do expect is that you are cute, treat me right and can take me out. My raison d'etre is love, romance & genuine friendship. I'm like a Genie in a bottle. You got to rub me the right way and I may just grant you 3 wishes...
Music is my world, dancing is my passion.
My quest and purpose of my books, is to stop the battle between the sexes and give the genders a better understand- ing about how we differ and how to cope.
I do not have kids, cats, or pets and am independent.
I'm young at heart & in spirit & favor hanging out with a younger crowd. Don't worry... I can keep up!
Adjectives that best describe my personality:
Free spirit, nocturnal, artistic, impatient, leader, flamboyant, sexy, visonary, eccentric, sentimental, fun, feisty, sensitive, altruistic, benevolent, fierce, candid, opinionaited, aesthetic, compassionate, idealistic, faithful, authentic, mistress of truth, huntress of wisdom. I am a sinner and a saint, a goddess and a bitch. I'm a rose with a thorn... I'm every woman.
MySpaceTV Videos: Yes We Can Obama Song by Will.I.Am by will
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

Music, Dancing, Cinema, Concerts, Shows, Fashion, Vintage markets, Comedy Stores, Poetry readings, Spirituality, Jet-skiing, Nature, Beaches, Horse back - electric Bull ridding, the Outdoors, Shopping, Writing, Reading, Book signings, Browsing the Net, getting Massages, playing Back-gammon, exploring Foreign cultures.

I'd like to meet:

I would love the opportunity to meet Anthony Robbins. I think he could cure me from my "pretty boy fetish". just kidding folks! Actually...

I'm a weekend warrior looking for cool cats, hipsters, music-lovers, dance fiends, movie buffs, concert goers, artists, sexy people. I'm not compatible with squares, goody 2 shoes, Jane Does & average Joes. Sorry... the status Quo and the mundane bores me to tears.
Life is too short not to make an impact, or leave an impression. I am big on style... love hats & bold accesories. I am visual and love all things sexy as in music, movies, clothes, people.

But remember... sexy doesnt equal easy and there's a fine line between sexy and vulgar.
My maxime is: "SAY what you mean and MEAN what you say". Treat people the way YOU want to be treated. Don't flake, don't be late, selfish, or inconsidered. Keep in mind that "When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequence" I'm a believer in Karma and don't tolerate poor behavior from anyone. Honesty is still the best policy and the truth shall set you free.
I have no interested in fair weather friends. If you are a spaz, a ditz, indecisive, volatile, ambivalant, we won't get along.
I believe in "Sex & the City" type friendships with women being each others support system through the good & bad. BTW... I am a mix between Carrie & Samantha without the promiscuity, and don't care for polyamorous folks.
I am extremely loyal, conscientious and dependable and would love to meet kindred spirits. My pet-peeve is punctuality, so if you got no concept of time, or can't follow through, this Bee ain't got time for you.

I'm a bit of a Diva and kinda spoiled, in the sense that I've been around the globe, seen it all, done it all, so at this point I'm no longer interested in people who do not have it together.
As for guys... I favor tall(6 feet and up), dark, artistic cats, who are sexy, passionate and fun like me. Youth is my weakness, beauty is my aphrodisiac.

I got a thing for "pretty-boys"...ala James Marsden, Tyson Beckford and Mario.
I am looking for a guy who can be my friend-lover and companion, who lives in LA and is between 25-29. I'm only attracted to younger guys.
I admire originality and individuality and deteste copy cats and sheep in the herd. I don't care for casual, clean cut, preppy types, average Joes, or males with one track minds. You have to stimulate my brain before u can seduce my body. I am from the "old Skool" and do not "hang-out, hook up or shag" with strangers!

Last but not least, I'm not compatible with fellow Geminis, male Virgos, Aries, Leos, or Sags. I do adore Libras Cancers, Scorpios and Pisces.
1 liners will get absolutely no response. So don't bother.

I will not add symbols, cars, etc, or anyone, without a pic. If your hot and like to be on my page, drop me a line first, please. If you like to meet me, be friends, or date, tell me. If you just want to "promote" yourself, or your music, please don't bother, I am here to meet REAL people and make genuine friends.
I'm aesthetic, so please be attractive, single, (no kids) have transportation and live in the vicinity of Hollywood.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Goddess of the night skies

Music:

Ashanti, Prince, Ciara, Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Ne-Yo, T.I. T-Pain, D'Angelo, Pete Pablo, Seal, Aaliyah, Enigma, Pink Floyd, Sade, Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Timberland, Akon, Snoop-Dog, Dr.Dre, Evanesence, Nelly Furtado, Nickleback, Pussycat dolls, Lenny Kravitz, Madonna, Dixie Chicks, Pink, Brandy, Tiesto, Daughtry, Alice in Chains, Velvet Revolver, George Michael, Stain, Rihanna, Kat DeLuna, Joe, Leona Lewis, Nikka Costa, Back street boys, Jordin Sparks, Mario, Amel Larrieux, Cherokee, TLC, James Brown, Enja, Sarah MC Lauchlan, Celine Dion, Nora Jones.

Movies:

Just my luck, After the Sunset, Unfaithful, Original Sin, The lover, Boomerang, The Gift, Pay it forward, Revenge, Nine and a half weeks, Delta of Venus, At first sight, Ray, Dangerous Beauty, Love actually, Wicker Park, 40 days and 40 nights, Staying Alive, Show-Girls, The best Man, Head in the Clouds, The note book, Angel Eyes, Killing me softly, Final Analysis, Here on Earth, Color of Night, Flashdance, Idlewood, Broke down Palace, Closer, The other side of midnight, Basic Instinct, Center Stage Fatal attraction, Coyote Ugly, Coming to America, Awake, Perfect Stranger, August Rush, Freedom Writers, Silk. The barefoot Comtessa.

Television:


Desperate House-wives, Tyra Show, One Tree Hill, Two and half men, Cashmere Mafia, Ugly Betty, MTV, BET, E-Entertainment, American Idol, MoonLight, Dancing with the Stars, Sex & the City, Army wives, Lipstick Jungle. Step up and dance.

Books:


"The eight truth of fearless loving"
"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"
"Why men don't listen and women can't read maps"
"Life is too short for Tantric sex"
"Why you're still single"
"Get smart with your heart"
"Why men love bitches"
"The sexy years"
"The art of seduction"
" Ageless"
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Heroes:

Oprah for building a school in Africa, her generosity and benevolence helping people with her Angel network.

Bono for his perseverance in fighting AIDS in Africa and launching the Red Campain to collect funds for medication.
Angelina Jolie for her humanitarian efforts and using her fame for a great cause.

Hugh Hefner, for being progressive and educating prude American's about sexuality and the beauty of erotic art.

Dr.Phil Mc Graw, for teaching Americans the values of speaking the truth, disposing of their "social mask" and having the courage to be their authentic selves.

Miss Suzanne Somers, for her enthusiasm and enternal smile dispite facing many tragedies and still enlightening us with her wisdom and knowledge. She is my super woman!

My Blog

A WOMAN'S WORTH

..> Since the sexual revolution women have made progress by leaps and bounds, growing, stretching, learning on their exhilarating journey to become men's equal & have overcome ma...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

The naked truth about men ( stats and facts )

After working with men for two decades, I have come to the following findings.As Madonna said:"A man can tell a 1000 lies, I learned my lesson well"Surveys have shown that: 68% Of men admit to lie to ...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

"Love-lessons" from woman to woman

..> ..> ..> ..> ..> I always advise my female clients, or friends to read "Why men love bitches" (from doormat to dream-girl) by Sheryl Argov. The book is not about "being a bitch" per...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

My philosophy ( men-women )

Today, I would like to share my philosophy about obvious gender differences,between the sexes. Throughout my career I've been working & dealing closelywith both males & females & I have to...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

The difference between the sexes

The reason WHY we are so different, all boils down to differenthormone distribution. Males possess 10-20 times more of the sexhormone testosterone, then females & it flows through their bodieson a...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

Women VS. Girls

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in thei...
Posted by Alana on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST

HOW ATTRACTON WORKS FOR WOMEN ( for men only )

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HOW ATTRACTION WORKS FORWOMEN... AND HOW TO KEEP THE ATTRACTION GOINGWHEN YOU MEET A WOMAN YOU REALLY LIKE.ATTRACTION IS DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN THAN IT IS FORMEN - VERY DIFFERENT! D...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

My FAVE things

ANIMAL = CHITA ARTIST = PRINCE ACTRESS = ANGELINA JOLIE ACTOR = JOSEPH FIENNESCAR = CORVETTE COLOR =  TURQUOISE DRINK = SEX ON THE BEACH MUSIC = R & B FILM = "UNFAITHFUL"SHOW = CIRQUE DU SOLE...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

About penis size

    Sung to the tune of "I will survive" At first I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man tha...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

"My goodies"

Just because you drive a Benz, I'm not going home with you....lah, lah, lah... you know the Jam. I identify with this song and NO... I'm not being to dramatic, that's just how I gotta have it! My good...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 07:13:00 PST